The Fifty: Part IV – 11 to 25

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25. The Beach BoysPet Sounds

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The Best of the Beach Boys, Vol. II was my first record. My sister Nicki, 11 years my senior, owned it, and I loved it so much that as a five-year-old I played it over and over and over. The next Christmas she bought me my very own copy, wrapped up under the tree with a bow, and I was ecstatic.

I’ve always loved an appreciated The Beach Boys. They have always been the quintessential “fun” band. You can’t go wrong with “Surfin’ Safari,” “Catch A Wave,” “Fun, Fun, Fun” (see, “fun” is right in the title!) and crooning ballads like “Surfer Girl,” “In My Room,” and “Don’t Worry Baby.” But then they released Pet Sounds.

You can read the Wikipedia entry. You can read the liner notes of the reissues. Or you can sit back and let it blow your fucking mind that this album was recorded in early 1966. That’s 57 years ago as of this writing, and it may possibly be the most influential rock album ever recorded. It basically created the modern rock and roll album. It was something more than a string of (hopeful) hits, but a coherent musical flow that wrapped itself around in a circle from the first song to the last and back again. Brian Wilson said it was a reaction to The BeatlesRubber Soul – which was a stellar record; the Beatles were also getting close to the full album concept at this time – and then the groundbreaking Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band was a reaction to Pet Sounds itself. Without The Beach Boys there may have been no Beatles – at least a Beatles the way we remember them. Sadly, this was the last real album from the original Beach Boys, and many consider it to be essentially a Brian Wilson solo effort.

It almost seems gauche to talk about the actual songs on the record, the album itself being its own animal, but “God Only Knows,” “Sloop John B,” “Wouldn’t It Be Nice,” I Know There’s An Answer,” “Here Today,” “I Just Wasn’t Made For These Times,” it’s like noting your favorite ray of sunshine on a perfect day. They’re all perfect.

I didn’t come to Pet Sounds until I was a little older. I knew old Beach Boys stuff because of my sister, and, you know, America. But I picked up this CD sometime in the 90’s and immediately realized that this is why people talk about The Beach Boys, that fun surfin’ band from the 60’s, with a reverence that they just don’t hold for too many other bands of that era. I need to get this sucker on vinyl. I want to listen to it right now. It’s perfect, in every way.

24. NirvanaNevermind

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New Year’s Eve 1991, The Cow Palace, San Francisco, California. The bill: Pearl Jam opening, Nirvana the middle act, and Red Hot Chili Peppers headlining. The gig was legendary! I was a huge RHCP fan, and just starting to get into Nirvana. But was your boy there? Nope.

I can’t say why. I have no excuse, no reason. I can’t remember any of my friends from Sacramento going (this is where they all pipe in and say “I went,” and “I was there,” and “We invited you, asshole, you should have come!”) The Chilis were one of my favorite bands (see number 32), and at that time I hadn’t yet seen them live. I can’t remember precisely when I got into Nirvana, but I wasn’t an uber-fan yet, just a couple months after Nevermind was released.

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I eventually saw the Chilis, and thankfully I saw Nirvana as well at a different gig, just about a year before Kurt Cobain died, at one of the greatest shows I’ve seen in my life. It was a benefit show to raise awareness about sexual abuse in Boznia-Herzegovia, organized, as I recall, by Nirvana’s bassist, Krist Novoselic, who had a family connection to the region. The night was phenomenal! The Breeders (Check “The Leftovers” in this series) in Kim Deal‘s post-Pixies heyday were glorious. Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy – also in The Leftovers – are in my mind the greatest one-album hip hop band of all time. They absolutely destroyed. L7 was one of the only other hard rock bands from that era that I really loved, and though they were not from the Pacific Northwest, they got lumped in with the grunge bands of the time, most of whom left me a little flat.

But Nirvana stole the show, as predicted. It’s so sad to know that Kurt only had a year to live after that. Imagine the music he’d still be making. I could not possibly remember the setlist now, but the internet tells me they played 26 songs, which must have been about the entirety of Nevermind and a fair amount of Incesticide and In Utero, which had not yet been released. (I was never much of a Bleach fan; maybe I should go back and give it another listen.) They crushed it, of course. Kurt was on point, Krist was the unsung hero of Nirvana, and Dave Grohl pounding away on drums…how funny to think now that Nirvana was just Grohl’s short-lived original band before the juggernaut of Foo Fighters.

The album, Nevermind, was superb. From the opening power chords of “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” the band’s most well-known song to this day, to the next 11 songs of pure perfect pop/grunge/rock, to the final hidden track (as discussed before, so popular in the CD era) “Endless, Nameless.” It’s a brilliant record, and I often wonder how I love this album so much, but really don’t care much about Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Mudhoney, Screaming Trees, or Stone Temple Pilots. I can’t say I’ve owned a single record by any of those other bands (but I did have a CD of Mother Love Bone back before Andrew Wood died. It was…fine). I tried to like it more than I actually did. Nothing against those bands; they made some really fine music. It just wasn’t my thing.

It’s weird to think back now: Nevermind was released 32 years ago at the time of this writing (it’s taken your boy a minute to finish this all, so sorry for the inconsistent timelines). 32 years? Many of my good friends are about that age. It’s inconceivable to me, but that’s the human condition. We’re born, we live, we die. Before dying, if we’re lucky, we get old, I’m not “old” old yet, but it’s creeping up. Saying I’ve seen Kurt Cobain and Jerry Garcia and Chuck Berry, and Metallica open for Ozzy in the 80’s, and Cake at house parties… it makes a fella feel old. But damn, how lucky am I? Slap me if you ever hear me complaining!

23. N.W.AStraight Outta Compton

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Just the other day I put the original “Boys-N-The-Hood,” the slightly different version from the N.W.A and the Posse album, and – troubling lyrics and all, mainly around the treatment of females – it sounds as fresh today as it did in the 80’s. The full group’s proper debut album though, Straight Outta Compton is a masterpiece. It affected this white boy from North Hollywood – who dicked around on the streets plenty, but didn’t truly understand “Street Life” in a profound way – chiefly because of the exceptional music and rapping.

When I discovered Straight Outta Compton I already loved Beastie Boys, Run D.M.C, and LL Cool J, but I wasn’t a serious hip hop fan. However, when I heard this record I knew I was listening to something brand new. It’s a perfect record. Again, I have to overlook the horrible treatment of women in the lyrics; it will never sit right with me, but I have to be honest about how I felt about the album as a whole. Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, MC Ren, and the late Eazy-E are all flawless rappers, and each takes a turn dominating on this album. The production is insane, the beats, scratches, and samples are timeless, and the lyrics are, well, hardcore. This is the album that defined Gangsta Rap, after all. But you know all this. You saw the 2015 movie. You know the story. I eventually saw the movie, and I liked it quite a bit, but I’m never one to want to go deep behind the scenes on something that I really care about. I just want the thing: the thing itself. The art. The painting. The novel. The film. The album. This album.

The first track, the title track, announces who the fuck N.W.A are, where they come from, and what they’re all about. Before you ever hear a note or a beat, you hear Dre announce in plain speech:

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

That’s it. That sums up the album, and so many that followed by the group’s individual members on their own albums later, and albums by countless others influenced by N.W.A, needing to tell their own stories. Ice Cube takes over the lyrics from there, followed by Ren, followed by Eazy. The onslaught never lets up. Not from start to finish. The album is funky, soulful, hilarious, hateful, violent, freaky, danceable, and as fresh in 2023 as it was in 1988. I can’t say I lived anything close to N.W.A’s story, despite being the same age as many of the band members, and growing up in the same city. (But to be fair, North Hollywood and Compton, despite both being “L.A.,” are decidedly not the same city.) The only time I ever went to South Central back then was to go to a concert by white guys: The Stones, The Who, Pink Floyd, U2, and others at the L.A. Coliseum, Sports Arena, or The Fabulous Forum. And it always made me nervous to head through that area, I can’t lie. But when N.W.A told their story, I listened. And I listened over and over and over and over and over. I bet I’ve played this album 900 times, and I still don’t quite know all the rhymes.

Here’s a murder rap to keep y’all dancin’
With a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don’t make me act a motherfucking fool
Me and you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I’m knocking n****s out the box, daily
Yo, weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
That I’m down with the capital C-P-T
Boy, you can’t fuck with me
So when I’m in your neighborhood, you better duck
‘Cause Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I’m stompin’
But when I come back boy, I’m coming straight outta Compton

22. Violent FemmesViolent Femmes

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I can’t remember where I got Violent Femme’s first album on cassette. I don’t remember which car I owned, which is weird, because with cassettes I can almost always remember which car I bumped that thing in. I want to say maybe I got this with my employee discount at Sam Goody Music & Video in Costa Mesa, and played it non-stop during the summer of 1989 and then for the next several years. As with every other album on this list, every track is a banger. The Femmes’ debut album from 1983 remains their most popular and successful album, with songs like “Blister In The Sun,” “Kiss Off,” “Add It Up,” and “Gone Daddy Gone” in all its xylophonic splendor. But my first introduction to the Femmes was on the mixtape I wrote about for #32 Freaky Styley, made for me by my friend Molly when we were teenagers. “Gone Daddy Gone” made an appearance on that life-changing tape, and it let me know there was other awesome music in this world besides hard rock and metal. But “Gone Daddy” was really the only song I knew for a few years before I really dived into this album. I was aware of “Blister” and “Add It Up,” and maybe “Kiss Off” too, but I didn’t realize how this whole album flowed so perfectly together. It’s a tight 37 minutes of perfection, each song rolling seamlessly into the next. “Blister” and “Kiss Off,” the one-two punch of the opening tracks, into the slower, funkier, sadder “Please Do Not Go,” then the knockout “Add It Up,” but are they done there? We’re already through three of the most popular Femmes’ songs at this point. No, we’re not done, people! “Confessions” is haunting, cacophonous, and gut-wrenching. Then you flip the tape and the happy-go-lucky “Prove My Love” gets you bopping again, “Promise” is great punk ditty, then “To The Kill” is another haunter. The xylophones come in after that and knock you off your chair with the ass-kicker, “Gone Daddy Gone,” and finally, the hopeful, sweet, sad, “Good Feeling.”

Good feeling

Won’t you stay with me
Just a little longer?
It always seems like you’re leaving
When I need you here
Just a little longer

I finally saw them a few years ago at the UC Theater in Berkeley. I went with a friend, and he was there with his new girlfriend, and his old girlfriend was also there, with her new boyfriend. I adored both of these girlfriends, and I was the only one to bridge the couples and hang with both. My buddy and his new girlfriend and I were right up at the front, where we like to be, and it was one of the best concerts of my life. Certainly top 15. (Wait, is another list forthcoming?) The old girlfriend was standing a little higher up, and she texted my friend, simply, “I don’t like it.” Meaning the new girlfriend, not the Femmes. I think. Regardless of the drama, it was an amazing night. I still always think about that. “I don’t like it.”

Good Feeling, won’t you stay with me, just a little longer?

Please?

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21. Jonathan RichmanI, Jonathan

Jonathan Richman is a performer, like so many others on this list, that I came to later than I should have. I had heard of Modern Lovers, but I didn’t know their stuff. I think my first awareness of Jonathan was from the 1998 comedy – and one of my top three comedies of all time, but that’s another post – There’s Something About Mary. Richman and long time drummer and bandmate Tommy Larkins played the Greek Chorus in the film, sitting in trees, commenting on the action while playing their instruments, and in the end getting shot.

But what led me to my first J-Rich album, I, Jonathan? Who knows? I think I kind of had him confused with Richard Thompson, another great artist about whom – at the time – I knew very little. Such simple white guy names. The album, like all on this list, is spectacular from start to finish, and it’s absolutely the place to start when talking about Jonathan. He is an incredible songwriter in that his songs are simple – just a few easy chords – and they speak honestly about the things Jonathan cares about. His music has been called whimsical and childlike, but I think it’s anything but. It’s not complex in its orchestration or lyrics – he’s no Colin Meloy – but it burrows itself into your heart and soul, and if that’s not the most complicated trick there is, then you may as well stop reading here.

I’ve seen him live several times, always at small or small-ish venues, which is a gift. He’s the only guitar player I’ve ever seen who plays standing up without a strap. Try it, it’s hard as fuck. When I’ve seen him live over the years, mainly in the previous decade – the one we don’t quite yet know what to call… (the teens?) – he rarely plays a song I’ve ever heard of, and by now I know quite a bit of his solo material and early and later period Modern Lovers stuff. I’ve been to shows where he sings more songs in Italian and Spanish than in English. I shook his hand once and thanked him for his music. He had the rare combination of possessing a thousand-yard stare alongside utter sincerity and appreciation of the compliment. After the gig, he packs up and hauls away his own gear. I always want to offer to help bands who do this, but I don’t want to be weird or make their routine more difficult.

The cover of this album is what gets you at first. Just a wholesome American lad from the Northeast. A semi-nautical shirt with light blue and white horizontal stripes. Just an honest, fresh faced, bushy-haired man. And the title: “I, Jonathan,” borrowing I think from the 1934 Robert Graves novel, the fictional autobiography I, Claudius, the roman emperor during Christ’s lifetime. That title may have influenced Isaac Asimov’s I, Robot stories of the 1940’s and 1950’s. Someone should look into this.

Richman’s lyrics on this record are simple, hilarious, and heartwarming. A sample:

(Where are the good parties?)

Could there be block parties ’bout which I don’t know?
Maybe they’re in neighborhoods where I don’t go
Could there be all these parties down some little lane
With potato chips sitting there and guitars playing?
We need more parties in the USA

(It sucks to have a shitty roommate)

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Now that you live with a guy who can’t converse
You can’t talk to the dude
Well he’s set in his way
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can’t talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

(Loving The Velvet Underground)

A spooky tone on a Fender bass
Played less notes and left more space
Stayed kind of still, looked kind of shy
Kind of far away, kind of dignified
How in the world were they making that sound?
Velvet Underground

(Going to one bar that’s shitty, then a better bar, a lesbian bar)

I was dancing in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh

In the first bar folks were drinking sips
But in this bar they could shake their hips!
In the first bar they were drinking sips
In this bar they could shake their hips

(A shitty room on the beach)

It was a rooming house on Venice Beach
Where I was
Half a block
I love that place
Aw, just because
Well I didn’t want it
Who would want my
Bag of crap
So I never locked the old screen door
I just let it flap

(Summers when you’re young)

If you’ve forgotten what I’m naming
You’re gonna long to reclaim it
One day
Because that summer feeling
Is gonna haunt you
One day in your life

(Sunset in a certain New England city)

Taking a left
Going by the Fenway
By the Marshland Park
The little memorial
By the victory gardens
One of my favorite parts of town
Those little plots of land
And it’s getting darker
Mosquitos are coming out now

A tenet of the albums on this list is that they really don’t have duds. It has to be hard to find a favorite track, because they’re all favorites. But the real gem of this album is “That Summer Feeling.” Some of its lyrics are quoted above. I’ve seldom had a song so strongly and viscerally invoke a real feeling in me. But dredging up the sights, sounds, and smells of summer when you’re young? My God. Endless, eternal days; the smell of grass; the feel of cool water; friends you love and trust; girls you crush on: and you long for it. You don’t know then, but we all know now: that summer feeling is going to haunt you one day in your life. Like every day after about age 25, right?

Thank you, Jonathan. You, Jonathan, for this masterpiece. I’ll watch you play live for as long as I can. Sing in Italian and Spanish, never play a song I’ve ever heard of. It’s fine. Because of this record, I’ll always show up. 

20. Public EnemyIt Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back

This is the highest I’ve ranked a black rap act, and it makes sense. I loved 80’s and 90’s rap, but my heart and soul were – and I admit still are – always more aligned with rock and roll. In fact, as I peruse this list, this is the highest I’ve ranked a black artist period, regardless of genre. This is something that could definitely be discussed: how few black and woman-led bands make my list, but this is not a list to prove my progressive bona fides: it’s the the real list of the albums that I’ve loved the most in my life. I will say I’m trying hard to be more open-minded as time goes on here.

Nation of Millions was an absolute force of nature. It’s a perfect record that still holds up – hell, especially is relevant – in 2023. Chuck D has a fearsome approach to the microphone. Public Enemy doesn’t boast about being the most talented rap group (although they pretty much were); they came with something to say. They were a band whose message absolutely cannot be separated from their music. They were a product of the Black Panther movement; fierce voices demanding the listener pay attention to the immoral treatment of Black America by White America in the 20th (and 21st) century.

But message doesn’t play without music, and Public Enemy delivered, insanely. The beats were hypnotic, repetitious variations on a theme. Whistles reminiscent of police sirens screamed constantly in the background. Flavor Flav lived up to his name by constantly adding color and flavor – and humor- to Chuck’s sincere, beat-driven, angry rhymes. Chuck’s and Flav’s call and response was legendary. Remember, these were the very early days of rap’s emergence as a viable, lucrative, popular form of American music. Chuck, Flav, Griff and the rest of the crew were uncompromising with their hypnotic beats, their righteous message, and their furious lyricality. 35 years later, you can believe the hype: Public Enemy’s second studio album is an American institution.

19. Concrete BlondeFree

I have no memory of how I became obsessed with Concrete Blonde in the late 80’s. It was before “Joey,” so they had no hits. All I remember is having this cassette in my ’79 Malibu, driving around with my girlfriend and telling her “No, I’m telling you, this is a CHICK singing, not a dude!” She was dumbfounded. After all these years and listening to all of Johnette Napolitano‘s and Concrete Blonde’s records, I find it hard to believe I ever thought the lead singer was male, based on Johnette’s husky, passionate voice. But at the time they were a new-ish band, and I had a single cassette with no pictures of the group on it.

But what an album it was. Flawless from start to finish, beginning with the powerful, haunting, wicked abbreviated riffs from James Mankey that began the ass-kicking “God is a Bullet.” The album, like so many rock records in this collection, has the perfect combination of fast and slow, hard and soft, concrete and blonde, if you will. The powerhouse songs on this album, besides “Bullet,” are the amazing Thin Lizzy cover “It’s Only Money,” “Roses Grow,” and “Run Run Run,” which will straight up knock you down. The mid-range songs like the infectious “Happy Birthday,” the folksy “Little Conversations,” and the poppy “Scene of a Perfect Crime,” lend a perfect balance to the record. But the slow songs just floor you. “Sun” is on my Death Songs Spotify Playlist, to be played at my memorial service, hopefully many years hence.

Sun
Part the dark and chase it gone
You’re the sweet and sunny one
As bright as any star tonight
You smile like a beam of light
You can
Show me a ray
Show me a ray
Show me a ray
Show me a ray of
Sun


I’ve also always thought of this song as “Son,” and I haven’t been a son for a long time. I miss my mom, my dad, and my stepdad. I’m not a son anymore, but I was. And I hope I was a good one. So this song always makes me think of that too.

The gorgeous “Carry Me Away” ends the album. Another heartbreak song, the only kind of song that matters, right?

Concrete Blonde, to my taste, made three amazing albums: Their dynamite 1986 self-titled debut, Free, and their monster hit Bloodletting with “Joey,” “Tomorrow Wendy,” and “Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)” among others. Bloodletting would be a contender here too, as I listened to that cassette when it came out in 1990 just about as much as I had listened to Free a year or two prior, but Free was the record I fell in love with Concrete Blonde over. They made a couple more albums just a few short years after Bloodletting, but to my mind – and others, sadly – they couldn’t capture the heart or the ferocity of those first three long players.

I saw Blonde only one time: at The Crest (where else?) in Sacramento in the early ’90’s. I can’t remember with whom I went, maybe my friend Jennifer, maybe Mathieu “The Herm” or Randy. Maybe Brandy or Sandra or Colleen or Sean. I honestly don’t recall. I bought a T-shirt and I think I still have it somewhere, but it never fit quite right and it almost immediately became too small. We ran into another friend that night, Michael, just hanging around on K Street because that’s where the cool people were, I guess. I asked him if he was going to the show, and he said “I don’t know, I’ve never really heard of this band.” I said “Dude, they’re GREAT, you have to check them out!” He said OK, and that’s the last we saw of Michael until later that night at Lyon’s coffee shop on Alhambra. He said “Dude, I snuck in and watched the show and got backstage and hung out with the band. They were amazing!” So he ended up with a better story than me that night, but all good. I got Concrete Blonde a new fan, and I had a concert experience I’ll never forget, that being the only time I ever saw one of my favorite groups.

18. Lydia LovelessSomewhere Else

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This is an important album to talk about, since at number 18, it is the most recently recorded entry in this project this high up on the list. Only Hamilton is more recent than this album, and it’s way up at number 31. I have albums going back through every decade since the 60’s on this list, and although we’re heaviest on the 70’s and 80’s, 2014’s Somewhere Else by Lydia Loveless is the record I got into the most recently that makes the list, and makes it this high. After writing my first draft about it, I realized I needed to move it up many places.

I first became aware of Lydia Loveless from scrolling through Facebook one day, a thing I once did. I saw an ad for a concert at Harlow’s – my favorite venue, as I’ve told you over and over – for a guy named Justin Townes Earle with an opener named Lydia Loveless. I had never heard of Justin Townes Earle, but I immediately knew he must be the great Steve Earle‘s son, because of his name alone. Lydia Loveless’s name sounded familiar, but maybe that was just because it sounded so much like Lydia Lunch.

Of course these were two different people, Lunch and Loveless. I looked up Lydia Loveless and the first thing I saw was that she had a documentary on Amazon Prime called “Who Is Lydia Loveless?,” made about her when she was just 25 years old. What the fuck? Who even is Lydia Loveless? That was a great question, because that’s what I wanted to know, especially after buying the ticket to her and Earle’s show sight-unseen and music un-heard.

I watched the documentary and fell in love. Not in a romantic way, like I “loved” Olivia Newton-John as a kid, but with an artist that was so raw, so powerful, so talented, who was singing about all the things I felt, even though I was more-or-less-kinda-sorta happily married at the time. Legit, all of Lydia’s song are about fucking heartbreak. And it spoke to my soul and wormed its way into my DNA.

Somewhere Else is a perfect record, like the rest of the albums on this list. It starts with a bang with “I Really Want to See You” about a woman who gets hammered at a party and just misses her ex and wants to call him and see him even though he’s married now. (“I wonder how that worked out for you?”) Who can’t relate? Each song is flawless, but the penultimate track, “Everything’s Gone” just haunts me. Honestly, there’s not a lyric to that song that wouldn’t be meaningful tattooed up and down one’s body. Here’s one verse:

Well, I swore I’d never be this bitter again
But some years have passed
Well, I guess I lost religion and my piece of mind
I thought I’d be okay without a home if I just had grace
These years I’ve been away haven’t been too kind

Lydia Loveless is a force of nature. I’ve listened to and loved all her albums, including 2016’s great follow-up to Somewhere Else entitled Real, 2020’s Daughter, and lots of earlier, more raw stuff (which includes a song simply called “Steve Earle,” her tour-mate’s father, a fictional tune about a creepy, male musician trying to get in the pants of a young, female, up-and-comer. It’s not about Steve Earle at all, by Lydia’s own admission, but someone else. Why the legendary Steve Earle is the stand-in here, I can’t say. Ask Lydia). I wasn’t an uber-fan by the time I saw the Justin Townes Earle / Lydia Loveless show at Harlow’s, but I was familiar enough with her music to really dig it (and Justin’s too). She performed solo, and mainly strummed her acoustic guitar and sang with her eyes closed for about a half and hour, hair up in a bun. Not the rock and roll dynamo of the documentary, but no less jaw-dropping a performer. She was hanging around the merch table after the show, and I shook her hand and thanked her for her music. She was polite, but was talking to someone else, so I moved on quickly. I saw her a couple of years later in San Francisco opening for The Mountain Goats – a bucket list band of mine at that time – and it was more solo, acoustic Lydia. Phenomenal, of course, as were TMG, but I was still itching to see her with a full band. That itch finally got scratched in October of 2021 at Goldfield here in Downtown Sacramento, on tour with Lilly Hiatt – daughter of the legendary John Hiatt – whom I saw once open for Amanda Shires, Jason Isbell‘s wife, at that same venue, but we’re really getting into the weeds now. It was phenomenal!

I went with my friend Jessica, a great sport who will go see pretty much any band, any time, whether she knows them or not. I made one of my patented “lyric jackets” that I was into for a few years, and I talked to her guitar player, Todd May, for a long time. Covid was still a thing then, and Lydia masked up the second she left the stage. I saw her dealing with merch stuff at the back of the venue when she came and frantically asked Todd something with her arms full of merch boxes – a bit lighter because of the LP (Indestructible Machine), T-shirt, and pin I bought – knees starting to buckle. I asked her if she needed help carrying any boxes and she looked at me from beyond that mask like I was a crazy person who asked if I could please sniff her dirty socks. She shook her head no, annoyed, and continued to ask Todd if he could do something for her. She scurried away and Todd kind of shrugged at me and said, “Well, duty calls.” I don’t regret any of it.

When I was going through my separation and divorce several years ago, for whatever reason this album just spoke to me. It became the soundtrack for my soul. I played it nonstop, over and over. The songs aren’t weepy laments about lost love, they are about yearning and helplessness and pain: all the things I was feeling. Sometimes when you associate music with something so painful in your life (as I do with Cowboy JunkiesThe Caution Horses and my stepfather’s illness and death) it becomes hard to listen to later. Not so with this album. I love it if I’m dating someone new, or if I’m in an established relationship, or if I go through a breakup. It’s a perfect record for all occasions, as long as you have a heart that has been, is, or will be broken.

I’m going to do something haven’t done on this list: I’m going to jot down one little snippet or verse from each song on the album, in order. Her lyrics, to me, are that powerful. I won’t identify the song (because, who cares?) but know that they are all originals except for the last one: a cover of Tracey Ullman‘s cover (who knew that was a cover?) of Kirsty MacColl‘s “They Don’t Know.”

So, I was cleaning up my room, I found a magic 8-ball
I asked if I’d ever get to kiss your lips again
Oh, it said I better not tell you right now, so I had to call

That’s all I really wanna do
Is be somebody that you could talk to
That’s all I really wanna do
I went too far like I always do

I’ll buy a pickup truck, paint it flat black and go out
on my own
Trying to make amends to myself for all of the chances

I’ve blown

And I never did want that much from you
Or at least not everything
I never did want you to be mine
Well, at least not all the time

I haven’t felt this way in so long
Why does it gotta be right now?
Well, I said I never meant to hurt nobody ever
I don’t see what’s wrong with two people loving each other

Well I learned to live without you, but I don’t want to
‘Cause I need you more than I would ever let on
Some mornings I still wake up all kinds of confused
‘Cause I fell asleep with your record on again

Well, Verlaine shot Rimbaud because he loved him so
And honey, that’s the way that I love you
Well, Verlaine shot Rimbaud because he loved him so
And honey, that’s how I want to go

Now I say I want to leave
And then I say that you’re all I need
And I don’t want to be with anybody at all
I just want to be somewhere else tonight

Please stop telling me to turn it down ‘cause it ain’t that loud
I haven’t felt like singing in a long, long time

No I don’t listen to their wasted lines
Got my eyes wide open and I see the signs
But they don’t know about us
And they’ve never heard of love

She’s coming out with a new album later this year. I hope to catch her in concert again. Her music means the whole world to me, even if it weirds her out to hear someone say it.

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17. Simon And Garfunkel – Sounds Of Silence

We’ve finally gotten to the only doubling up of an artist in the top 50, as promised way back when I was writing about what this project was going to be. Paul Simon gets in here for Simon and Garfunkel’s masterpiece, Sounds of Silence, and also up at #36 for Graceland as a solo artist. He’s the only one to hold this honor, among many worthies: John Lennon and Paul McCartney (What, Beatles are coming?), CSNY (one of them is coming?), The Modern Lovers? Eazy E? I guess George Harrison was in both Traveling Wilburys and The Beatles, but with the Wilburys he was one of five members, and they were an acknowledged supergroup assembled well after all its members had established careers. So George doesn’t count. Remember, I make the rules.

But Paul Simon was a special talent, essentially having an equally impactful career in his original band and then later as a solo artist. The group, Simon and Garfunkel, made five studio albums together, all in just over a five year period in the 1960’s. While Sounds of Silence is maybe not technically their “best” according to many critics, is nevertheless my favorite.

Each of their five albums has a couple/few hits that most everyone today recognizes. There’s an interesting story about the title track, “The Sound of Silence,” that you can read about on Wikipedia. In a nutshell, the original acoustic version of the song from their first album, Wednesday Morning, 3AM, became a hit only after the commercial failure of that album. A producer added electric accompaniment and drums, then re-released it unbeknownst to the band. It became a mega-hit, and the duo reunited to hastily a record a follow up album – this one – to capitalize on the success of the song.

It’s a shitty music industry story, but it led to my favorite S&G record. It was my favorite mainly because I got the cassette from the Columbia Music Club and I played it until I wore it out between about the ages of 18 and 23. I had always liked S&G because my stepbrother Mark was really into them, and I appreciated their folkiness, musicianship, storytelling, and singing and harmonizing. They truly are one of the greatest folk groups ever.

This record is stellar. The newly electrified title track leads to nine other songs that were never hits, before ending with the famous “I Am a Rock.” But those nine songs in between are truly, in my opinion, what make the album. I won’t write about all of them here, but “Kathy’s Song” makes me cry every time:

And as I watch the drops of rain
Weave their weary paths
And die
I know that I am like the rain
And there but for the grace of you
Go I

Later, “Richard Cory” and “A Most Peculiar Man” are back-to-back tales of a rich man and a poor man committing suicide. After that, “April Come She Will” is one of the duo’s greatest songs, ticking off the springtime of young love and ending in autumn, in September, as “a love once new has now grown old.” Never a hit, but it stands the test of time.

The smaller tracks of the album: “Blessed,” “Somewhere They Can’t Find Me,” “We’ve Got a Groovy Thing Goin'” are all excellent songs. The entire album just flows perfectly from one track to the next. Faster, slower, melancholy, instrumental, now speed it up again, make you think, make you cry, make you feel, here comes the “Anji” refrain again, and then start it over. For me, Sounds of Silence is Simon and Garfunkel’s masterpiece among five excellent albums. Art Garfunkel is a terrific musician, singer, and songwriter in his own right, but Paul Simon… Legend.

16. The Rolling StonesSome Girls

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Completely objectively speaking, The Rolling Stones are probably the best rock and roll band ever. Yes, they’re only at #16 on my list, and yes, I would never say they are *my* favorite band, but it’s hard to make the case for a better rock and roll group, considering their: hits, stamina, relevance, cultural impact, longevity, consistency, and pure cool factor.

Despite all that, I’ve been concerned about the Stones knowing I was going to get to them eventually, and here they are at number 16. My dilemma? Sticky Fingers or Some Girls. Some Girls from 1978 or Sticky Fingers from 1971? Many people consider Exile on Main Street their best record, but that one is like Radiohead or Son Volt for me: try as I might to fall in love with it, I just never seem to succeed.

The Stones are an interesting band for me. I’ve been aware of them literally my entire life. I vividly remember one of those only-on-TV greatest hits commercials from the 70’s that seemed to play constantly, and for the next several years I felt like I knew 29 Stones songs without having ever owned one of their albums. Hey, I found the commercial! I beg you, please watch this. The whole thing. This is what your elders had to endure just trying to watch Gilligan’s Island reruns after school.

I didn’t have that TV greatest hits album, but I did a lot of greatest hits and live Stones listening when I was younger. So my love for them is much stronger than a single album. It’s spread out from not only Some Girls and Sticky Fingers, but through Beggar’s Banquet, Let it Bleed, Aftermath, Between the Buttons, even Tattoo You and Steel Wheels. OK, Exile as well.

I’ve had a lot those Stones albums over the years, and listened to even more since the digital music era. I’ve seen them once in concert (Steel Wheels tour, L.A. Coliseum, 1989). They’ve been there my whole life, but I didn’t have the emotional pull toward them that I did other bands of the era (The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, et al). And I still don’t. I don’t really have a story to tell about the Stones, or about this album. So why put it so high? Why is it my 16th favorite album of all time? Because it’s just that fucking good. And so are the Stones.

That’s it. That’s the reason. I had Some Girls on cassette at one point. I’d like to get it on vinyl. I don’t play it too much on Spotify these days; I mean, it’s the Stones. I don’t play the Beatles much either, or Zeppelin. These are bands whose music I know so well, that I’ve spent so much time with when I was younger, sometimes I just don’t feel like diving back in. I mean, how many times do I still want to listen to “Paint it Black” or “Ruby Tuesday?” However, if one of those comes on I’m going to sing along with it at the top of my lungs.

But when I do dive back into the Stones in earnest, I’m reminded of the brilliance of this record. Every song is strong, but “Miss You,” “Just My Imagination (the Temptations cover),” “Beast of Burden,” and “Shattered” are the Stones at their very finest, a full 13 years after “Satisfaction.” Their early blues influences coalesce on this record with the funkier sounds of the 70’s. It was rock and funk and blues and disco and country all at the same time.

So at number 16 all time, I do have to admit it was not because Some Girls was such a meaningful album for me, but the Stones in their entirety were. I listened to enough of their studio albums to where I just had to pick one, and in a tight win over Sticky Fingers, this was the one.

15. The Mountain Goats – The Sunset Tree

This album knocked me on my ass the very first time I listened to it. It’s a concept album, an undertaking that seemed to have a resurgence in this new century by bands like The Mountain Goats, Sufjan Stevens, Green Day, The Dear Hunter, and even Kendrick Lamar, among others.

Sure, I could relate to elements of older concept albums like Quadrophenia and The Wall, but The Sunset Tree is the first that seemed like it could have been written by me, about my life: A teenager in Southern California grows up in a step family surrounded by constant fighting, tension, and verbal/emotional if not overt physical abuse. There’s nothing like being ten years old and having a 38 year old man screaming at you at the top of his lungs with a vein bulging out of his forehead. The album’s protagonist, like me, turned to drugs, alcohol, and girls to try to kill the pain. Eventually he grows up and finds some common ground with the old man, enfeebled by time, age, and sickness, and even begins to love the old son of a bitch before he dies. Yeah, it’s my story.

But that doesn’t mean anything if the music doesn’t measure up as well. The Mountain Goats’ music is an acquired taste for many, but The Sunset Tree grabbed me at the very first note of the record, which begins, uncommonly, with vocals:

I checked into a bargain-priced room on La Cienega
Gazed out through the curtains at the parking lot
Walked down to the corner store just before nightfall in my bare feet
Black tarry asphalt, soft and hot
And when I came back, I spread out my supplies
On the counter by the sink, looked myself right in the eyes
St. Joseph’s baby aspirin
Bartles and Jaymes
And you
Or your memory

The narrator is haunted by the memory of a girl, and is constantly looking for ways to dull the pain. We don’t meet his stepfather until track 3: “This Year,” which according to Spotify is the band’s second-most-popular song. We should add here that The Mountains Goats aren’t a band so much as they are John Darnielle with some help from some other musicians. Lyrically and conceptually he’s a one man show; in his earlier years he recorded full albums on cassettes and a boom box, à la Daniel Johnston.

The album is a masterpiece, a term that has and will continue to be well-applied to just about all records in this project. There are lines on this album that punch you right in the heart. Lyrics that I want tattooed up and down my soul.

There will be feasting and dancing
In Jerusalem next year
I am going to make it through this year
If it kills me

Lean in close to my little record player on the floor
So this is what the volume knob is for

And we hold on
For dear life, we hold on
We hold on

Held under these smothering waves
By your strong and thick-veined hand
But one of these days
I’m going to wriggle up on dry land

There are just too many powerful verses and lines to enumerate. It’s the whole record. It brings me to my knees. I almost never fail to cry when I listen to this. The album maybe should be higher on this list. Maybe .

Musically, Darnielle would likely be called an “indie-folk” artist. But what are genres? It’s very quirky stuff. Some don’t care for his voice or his style. I do. It’s nerd rock, to a certain extent, but every single bit of it is heartfelt and authentic, never ironic. Fans of Kurt Vile would likely be into Mountain Goats, and certainly Zappa fans (of whom I do not count myself). Possibly admirers of Conor Oberst or Daniel Johnston. Again, it can be an acquired taste for sure.

The Mountain Goats, with the incredible Lydia Loveless opening, at The Fillmore in San Francisco may have been the last big show I saw before Covid struck. It was a dark couple of years without live music, if you don’t count sneaking open mic shows into Land Park (thank you, Gonzo!) I thought about this show a lot during Covid, about what I wouldn’t give to be back in that crowd, screaming along to “This Year” with a thousand other obsessives, wondering if concerts would ever happen again. Well, they’ll be back this year, and much closer to home: Ace of Spades, in fact, a ten minute walk from my house with my sons in tow.

My stepfather has been gone for almost thirty years now; I am older now than he ever got to be. I can’t imagine having a child or stepchild like me, in that I put him and my mom through a whole lot of shit. But I also can’t imagine living through the shit he put me through, yet live through it I did. It’s bittersweet now. I miss him. And this album always makes me think of him, especially the last lines of the album.

My sister called at 3 AM
Just last December
She told me how you’d died at last
At last
That morning at the racetrack
Was one thing I remembered
I turned it over in my mind
Like a living Chinese finger trap
Seaweed in Indiana sawgrass
Pale green things


Pale green things

14. Josh Ritter – Hello Starling

I came to Josh Ritter in a prosaic way. I heard a song that I fell in love with – I don’t remember which one – during either a TV show or its credits – I don’t remember the show either. Such a dumb way to discover an artist, but my understanding is that artists LOVE to get their songs on TV shows and in the movies because 1) it pays well, especially if the show goes into syndication (remember that?), and 2) because they can also make new fans that way. And this fan has spent a shit ton of money on Josh Ritter over the years, in terms of concerts, CD’s, LP’s, T shirts, and tour posters. I think I’ve converted a handful of new fans as well.

The first album I bought by Josh Ritter, on CD, was Hello Starling. As Renee Zellweger says to Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire, “You had me at hello.” Josh not only had me at Hello (Starling), he had me from the first note of the first song, the C major that begins “Bright Smile, Dark Eyes.” It’s a magnificent song about a man who’s always been looking love, and finally finds her in a certain woman, one who has a bright smile and dark eyes. I know, groundbreaking material for rock/folk music, but Josh brings a freshness and a talent to the genre that is absolutely breathtaking.

A man is only half himself
The other half is a bright thing
He tumbles on by luck or grace
A man is ever a blind thing

And the album only gets better from there. His lyrics are pure poetry, his songs are like novels. In fact he is an actual author: his debut novel Bright’s Passage was published in 2011, and then The Great Glorious Goddam of it All in 2021.

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His songs paint pictures of incredible beauty. In fact he is also a painter whose works grace not only his album covers but sell for real money.

Josh is a gift to the 21st century. The Idaho native releases a new studio LP every two or three years. Some are amazing, but all are at least very good. I thought I might change my mind at the last minute as to which Josh Ritter album I’d put in this spot. Hello Starling was the first of his albums I bought, and probably the one I’ve listened to the most, although I wouldn’t bet much money on that.

I wondered if I instead would have gone with The Beast in its Tracks. When you get into an artist, there’s usually one album that really does it for you. In my lifetime, it’s seldom been that artist’s very first album. So you fall in love with a record, then go backward into their catalog and find other records to love, then anxiously await the new material and judge that along side the stuff you already know. It’s a scary emotional journey, because it’s incredibly difficult for artists to make record after record after record that all speak to YOU in the same amazing way their music did when you first heard them. I am hard pressed to think of bands whose entire catalogue of published work I love almost equally. Pixies, Beastie Boys, The White Stripes, and Led Zeppelin are some that come to mind. There may be others if I thought harder about it. (Hmmm… maybe records by those bands are upcoming?)

So Hello Starling brought me backward only one album, to the stellar Golden Age of Radio. (Josh’s eponymous first album was nearly impossible to find back then. I’ve listened since, and while I appreciate the record, I seldom go back to it.) But after Starling, I’ve been blessed with a great many new studio albums from the man, as well as some EP’s and live albums. With each one, I’m hoping to recapture the beauty and majesty that is Hello Starling. I would say some have succeeded and even surpassed that benchmark, and most others have come damn close. Josh’s next album, the superlative The Animal Years, may be even better than Starling. The next two: The Historical Conquests of Josh Ritter and So Runs the World Away are also amazing records, with the vast majority of the tracks being truly exceptional. Then he released The Beast in its Tracks.

I was disappointed with Beast. None of the songs resonated with me. I didn’t find the music exceptional. No great hooks, nothing to make you get up out of your chair and sing. So I put the record behind me. Josh followed Beast up with two other excellent records: Sermon on the Rocks (probably my third favorite Josh Ritter album, or tied for third with Animal Years), and Gathering. Since then he’s released the quite good Fever Breaks, and just this year, Spectral Lines. I didn’t think about 2013’s Beast much. I thought it was Josh’s only real blemish in a discography with an impossibly high batting average. But then I got divorced.

After 21 years with the same woman, an exceptional human being, but one with whom I was not ultimately meant to be with, I finally understood The Beast in its Tracks, written by Josh about his own divorce. And I couldn’t get enough of the record. I listened to it obsessively. I still put it on from time to time when I’m feeling melancholy, or if I go through another breakup, or if it’s raining. I just can’t get enough of it. It is a motherfucking masterpiece, and I began to think “Maybe this is my favorite Josh Ritter record.”

To be fair, The Beast in its Tracks doesn’t really speak specifically to any of my breakup situations in the last few years. There’s just an homage to loss and sadness there that resonates deeply. It’s about wishing your ex well, but not too well. It’s about new lovers that remind you of old lovers in a certain light. It’s about hope and sorrow and the way your whole life changes when a relationship ends. It’s just an unbelievable record that I didn’t know I’d ever grow to love. Musically it’s quieter than his other works, but no less impactful.

Maybe Beast is now my favorite Josh Ritter album. But Starling was the first, and, ultimately, probably the most accessible to folks who don’t know Josh.

And I call him Josh because I feel like I know him. I don’t, of course, but I met him and talked to him for a few minutes at the first of the many times I’ve seen him in concert. It was some kind of festival in San Francisco (not Outside Lands or Hardly Strictly Bluegrass) and I went to the thing specifically to see Josh, dragging a friend who said he literally hadn’t been to a concert in 20 years. We got right to the front of the stage, and while everyone else was kind of sitting on blankets and smoking weed, I was right in front dancing along and singing every line to every song. I couldn’t even tell you which other bands were on the bill. Later in the day I saw Josh and some other dude walking across the park. I approached him and thanked him for his set. He broke into this incredible grin, and gave me the warmest handshake I’ve ever received. He said “Wow, thanks man! Thanks a lot!” He was just beaming. “What’s your name?” I told him, and then he introduced me to his friend. “This is Zack, he’s my bass player!” I shook Zack’s hand and Josh asked me where I was from. I told him Sacramento, and that I hoped he’d play there some day. (He did, at least a couple of times over the years.) We talked for several minutes until I ran out of things to say. I think Josh would have stood there talking to me all day. Wherever he and Zack were going just didn’t seem too important. He never stopped smiling, and I fell in love with him that day. I always see him when he comes to town or to San Francisco, and I sing his praises wherever I go.

He brings the same happy exuberance to his live concerts, and it’s downright refreshing. He makes the audience think that he is the luckiest guy in the world to get to do what he does for a living. It’s sincere, and I think that’s a little rare in entertainment – not for performers to feel happy to be doing what they do, but to wear that emotion so proudly.

I’ll be a Josh Ritter fan until the day I die, even if I never love his newer records the way I love Starling, Beast, Animal Years, or Sermon. He’s not a household name, and may never be, although I think he should be. Maybe it’s good enough to not have to hold down a day job, and to make music, write novels, and paint for a living. I think that makes Josh happy. You can see it right there on his face.

13. Cowboy JunkiesThe Trinity Session

I’ve written a lot about Cowboy Junkies and this album in particular right here on this site. I can’t say it any better here than I did then, so if you’ll forgive me, let me cheat on this one by excerpting the piece linked to above.

My best memory working at The Crest for the Animation Festival was after each show ended. I would put the merch away, organize things for the next show, and then I had some time to kill while a manager squared the cash with the tickets. I got friendly with the theater’s projectionist, and he agreed to play a CD of mine over the state-of-the-art sound system, while I hung out in Row N of the balcony, audience right, smoking cigarettes.

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What is the correct album for listening to by yourself in a 975-seat, hundred-year-old, painstakingly restored theater at 2AM on a Saturday night? I really want you to think about this. What is that album? Which band’s disc, from start to finish, would be the ideal soundtrack for this exquisite scene? Are you done thinking? There is no right answer, of course. For as many people as there are in the world, there may be that many choices. My choice: The Trinity Session by Cowboy Junkies.

To me, The Trinity Session is the perfect album. It is slow, ethereal, and gently powerful. It whispers its beauty with Margo Timmins’ haunting vocals and the band’s restrained rock and roll take on blues and country. The nascent band learned to play quietly because every time they rehearsed a neighbor complained, so they learned to tone it down. Necessity was truly the mother of invention, because that sonic discipline became Cowboy Junkies’ signature. Margo originally didn’t want to be in the band. She was not a musician or performer, but a college student studying social work in Toronto when her brother Michael convinced her to sing for them, at least in the garage. Their first several shows she had such stage fright she sang with her back to the audience.

The Trinity Session was recorded in a Toronto church, and if I remember the liner notes correctly, the band recorded the album live, playing at the church’s apse, while a single microphone was placed in the back of the nave. This is not how albums are recorded, but it gives The Trinity Session its singular, spare sound. It’s absolutely one of the ten records I would take to that proverbial desert island. To Zen out and listen to The Trinity Session in row N of The Crest’s balcony was pure heaven on earth.

Walking this earth and keeping my peace
I do what I want but the price is steep.
It don’t seem right, it don’t seem right.

My mama she told me, one step at a time
and sooner or later you’ll walk that line.
I don’t want to, I don’t want to.

Taking my time to live and die
I wanna find a way to do it right
and I ease on, and I ease on.

They say one thing always leads to another.
I open my mind, I don’t get it.

Breaking away to the other side
I wanna make sense of why we live and die.
I don’t get it, I don’t get it.
I don’t get it, I don’t get it.

Except back then, in 1992, I got it. I am not a spiritual person, but listening to Cowboy Junkies by myself in The Crest was perfect peace. I could breathe in, and feel all life flowing through me in stillness and beauty. I was in a new town, with new friends, a job, and for the first time since third grade I was enjoying school and doing well. If I had died one of those nights, it would have been a good life.

12. The White StripesWhite Blood Cells

I don’t remember precisely where I was when I first listened to The White Stripes, but it had to be sometime after the release of this album in 2001. I had spent the previous several years parenting young children, and had fallen out of listening to new music somewhat. Several bands brought me back into fandom and got me buying CD’s again, and The White Stripes were at the top of that list.

I spent a couple years really digging that “nuevo-garage” movement or whatever they called it. I logged a lot of hours with The Mooney Suzuki, The Datsuns, The Vines, The Hives, The Donnas, The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, The Libertines, et al. If we’re being honest, twenty years later the Strokes are the only band of that group I even occasionally listen to. But Franz Ferdinand played Sacramento’s Concerts in the Park a few years ago, so that was cool.

But White Blood Cells grabbed me and wouldn’t let go. I was absolutely obsessed. The entire album is only forty minutes long, but sixteen amazing, trippy, interesting songs are included. That’s an average of 2 1/2 minutes per song, a welcome change from a lot of the classic and prog rock I grew up on. Most of the songs hit hard, loud, and fast, but they are all over the place musically, despite the fact that there only seems to be about two instruments ever being played: Jack‘s guitar and Meg‘s drums. “Fell in Love with a Girl” was probably the most well known of the Stripes’ songs at that time: a sub-two-minute ass-kicking rock/punk ode to young love. It’s mainly power chords and screaming, but there was something melodious and sweet about it amid the chaos that spoke to me – and a lot of other fans. “Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground” was heavier, “Hotel Yorba” was folkier, “The Same Boy You’ve Always Known” was sweeter, but the songs all hit you in the head with either a large or small hammer, and you were never going to be the same. At least I wasn’t.

The album completely holds up twenty years now after its release. From this record I went backwards to De Stijl, which was the first of what was – in my opinion – the Stripes’ run of three perfect records: De Stijl, White Blood Cells, and Elephant.

When they toured for Elephant in 2003 they were still playing 2,000-capacity-ish theaters, such as The Warfield in San Francisco. It was one of the few concerts I went to on my own. I drove to San Francisco, parked my car in some weird lot, walked to the Warfield, and saw my favorite band. I briefly spoke to a few fellow fans standing in the crowd with me, but for the most part I rock and rolled my ass off by myself on the floor of The Warfield deep in that human sea. The Stripes had gotten much more famous by that point; the next time they came around would be at The Greek in Berkeley, capacity 8,500.

My then-wife and I took our five year old son Henry to that gig, although he was just a little guy. We brought him ear plugs, but he refused to wear them. We found them later in the dryer, melted in his little jeans pocket. He wanted to hear the show! At 24 now, he’s proud that his first concert was The White Stripes. As well he should be! He also informs me that the freebie poster The Warfield gave out that night – that I promptly had framed and has hung in every house I’ve lived in since then – is now worth several hundred dollars!

But I digress. We were talking about White Blood Cells here. It was a seminal record for me, and when the Stripes achieved super stardom – with their “Seven Nation Army” riff playing at every basketball arena in the nation, with Jack White marrying and divorcing supermodels, and selling out shows around the world – I felt justified. I wasn’t an O.G. fan from Detroit or anything, but I knew the sound I heard on this incredible album wasn’t just a gimmick. The White Stripes were an incredibly talented band; even though many drummers don’t give Meg her due, her and Jack’s musical relationship just plain worked. Analog-only recordings, two instruments, cheap guitars, the Stripes proved that powerful music could be made from extremely spare parts. This is something we knew at the very beginning of rock music, and it was holding true at the dawn of a new century.

11. Spoon Gimme Fiction

I’ve theorized that when you poll most music fans, or at least album fans, the record that introduced them to a band will always remain their favorite. This was not the case with Spoon for me. Kill the Moonlight introduced me to the Austin group; it was the first CD I ever played in a car CD player. In about 2003 I paid good American dollars to get a CD player *installed* in my car, a 1987 Acura Legend my dad had passed down to me. I cranked Kill the Moonlight on the way home from The Good Guys. The opening staccato organ to “Small Stakes” sounded incredible on that 14 minute drive, and I’ll never forget it.

Piano and organ figured heavily on that outstanding album; I loved it so much I went backwards and bought their Girls Can Tell album as well, which is excellent and hits in different ways. So I was already a fan when Gimme Fiction came out in 2005, and… just… WOW!

How many times on one website can you say that an album is perfect? That’s pretty much been the case up to now, and certainly will be until we hit . Spoon’s Gimme Fiction is a superlative dream of craftsmanship that’s incredibly hard to achieve, especially given that they’ve had excellent albums before and since.

I don’t know how to write about Spoon. Are they rock? Indie Rock? Post Punk? None of it seems to fit, and that’s great. They are a band I can’t describe, but they’re made up of the most prosaic part of every other rock band out there. Singer, guitar, bass, drums, sometimes piano or keys. But I love them. I mean, I LOVE them. I look at the 11 tracks on this Gimme Fiction, and it’s like seeing photos of my 11 best friends. I’m overcome with emotion and imagery and it almost brings me to tears.

Their lyrics tell stories, but I’ll be damned if I can explain them. Their songs are like reading unconnected short stories in a great collection that you can’t quite explicate, but you feel it deep inside just the same. How can a band so astute at making incredible music also write lyrics that you just want painted across your entire body?

I got a feeling, it don’t come cheap, I got a feeling, and then it got to me comes from the opening offbeat rocker “The Beast and Dragon, Adored.” Then we get to a fun number, “The Two Sides of Monsieur Valentine” which seems to be about a play that surely I must know, but it seems to be made up. The next three tracks include one of their biggest hits – if Spoon truly had hits – “I Turn My Camera On,” which I love, but I don’t put it above any other track on this stellar album. Then we get to Sister Jack:

I was on the outside, I was looking in
I was in a drop-D metal band we called Requiem
And I can’t relax
With my knees on the ground and a stick in my back
Sister Jack

What the fuck any of that means, I don’t know. I only know I feel like a privileged spectator at the altar of masters doing a thing that is so perfect that it truly blows my mind that people around my age have done it. (Britt Daniels, Spoon’s frontman and creative force is a couple of years younger than me, and that’s the highest-ranked artist on this list who wears that badge of honor!) You can talk about the genius of people like Paul Simon, Jagger/Richards, or Tom Waits, and you can say “Well, they’re way older than me. They came from a time when such things were possible.” But then there’s Britt Daniels of Spoon, some cat about your age, who is making this original, incredible, impossible music that brings you so much joy, and he’s just a dude who grew up here in this amazing and fucked up country right around when you did.

“I Summon You” is a classic, and a quintessential Spoon song:

Remember the weight of the world, it’s the sound that we used to buy
On cassette and 45
And now this little girl, she says will we make it at all?
800 miles is a drive
Yeah you got the weight of the world coming down like a mother’s eye
And all that you can, all that you can give is a cold goodbye

Again, you’re plunged into an Ian Fleming or a James Ellroy novel, and it’s incredible, and you don’t really know what’s it about, but you don’t care because the prose is so perfect. Now set that prose to perfect, indie/rock/pop music and you have the greatest band that’s been working continuously in the last 25 years. Thank you, Spoon, for helping me believe in music again.

Next up, the top 10!

The Fifty: Part III – 26 to 50

Click here for Part I: The Project
And here for Part II: The Leftovers

50. Amy WinehouseBack to Black

The process of putting this list together was part analytical, and part pure feel. And Amy making it into my top 50 was pure feel. I didn’t really even seriously start getting into her – this album mainly, but Frank is fantastic also – until three or four years go, many years after her untimely death as a member of the 27 Club.

You’re going to hear this a lot, probably for the next 49 albums too, but this album is perfect. Every single song is a rare gem; not a dud to be found. The fifth track, the titular track, is the most haunting and musically unique on the record:

We only said goodbye
With words
I died a hundred times

You go back to her
And I go back

To black

Amy was a force of nature, and that we got only two albums out of her is evidence that the human race was robbed of probably one of the most gifted artists of the the 21st century. Imagine all the additional music that Jimi Hendrix would have continued to make, or Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, or D. Boon, had they lived past 27. In my 50’s now, myself, and not being a musician, and thinking about all the twists and turns my life took since that age: just imagine. God bless you, Amy. Thank you for your music.

49. The Clash London Calling

Although I played it hundreds and hundreds of times, for whatever reason, London Calling didn’t speak to me on the same social or emotional level that The Clash spoke to so many others. My friends and I didn’t cut school and listen to The Clash, we listened to Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, and Led Zeppelin. The Clash didn’t bind me together with a counterculture sticking a big middle finger to The Man. Nevertheless, this album is a collection of incredible songs, and as I said, I listened to it hundreds of times and loved it more and more each time.

I bought the CD at Tower Records on Broadway not long after I moved to Sacramento in 1989, along with Public Enemy‘s Yo, Bum Rush The Show, and possibly a third CD that is lost to the annals of time. It wouldn’t be right of me to write about what The Clash meant to England, America, the world, in the late 70’s and 80’s. They weren’t that to me. They were just some band that the punk rock guys were into, and when I finally bought their most famous album, I listened to it about nine hundred times in a row. It’s a fucking great album. Timeless. I could put it on right now and it would be like putting on a comfy sweater of amazingness.

48. Depeche ModeViolator

I almost didn’t include Depeche Mode in this list, because my first serious introduction to them – beyond what was played on KROQ in L.A. in the 80’s – was a used cassette I purchased somewhere in the San Fernando Valley in the late 80’s: Catching Up with Depeche Mode. This lifelong stoner/rocker fell in love big time with this synth-heavy British pop/new wave music from the early-mid 80’s, and played the hell out of that cassette. And as you recall from Part I, greatest hits collections are expressly disallowed from The Fifty.

But Violator was somewhat of a departure from their dark-tinged pop into full-blown blackness. And it’s incredible. There was nothing much like it in the 80’s, as this album heralded a new sound of the 90’s where pop, rock, goth, punk, new wave, folk, dance, and electronic music were all given the freedom to loose their shackles and cavort shamelessly together. This album has been described as haunting and heavy, and I would agree. But mainly I see it as an emphatic door slam to the 1980’s. Not only to Depeche Mode’s own music, but to entire genres.

Takes me completely
Touches so sweetly
Reaches so deeply
I know that nothing can stop me

47. The CultLove

This was a very important album for me. Released in 1985 when I was 16, it was one of the three albums that broke me out of the heavy metal / classic rock… I don’t want to say rut, or doldrums, but let’s just just say that more traditional hard rock and metal was pretty much exclusively what I had been listening to for the last several years before this. The other two albums that had this affect on me were U2 War, and Talking Heads Stop Making Sense. These three records single-handedly launched me into new genres of music, where I didn’t need to worry about being cool among my stoner friends, I didn’t have to be concerned about whether I possessed a black and white baseball jersey concert shirt of a rock band from a show at Long Beach Arena or the Fabulous Forum. These three albums eventually led me to Love And Rockets, Depeche Mode, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Cure, The Smiths, and then into the hip hop realm. I just needed a couple of records to be told “You can listen to more than Ted Nugent, Iron Maiden, and Jethro Tull.” (Three wildly different artists there, but you get my point.)

The Cult Love was an incredible album that was far from the standard rock/metal of the day, but still still featured a traditional rock band with vocals, drums, guitar, bass and keys. It wasn’t new wave, it wasn’t punk, what was it? I think it was sowing the seeds of what we later called “Alternative,” but that’s not quite right either. It was rock, but with kind of a melodious edge, spiritual themes, and a fearlessness about it. It was jangly and raw with big vocals and big guitars, but no one would really call them hard rock or metal, although they kind of became that later.

Regardless, it’s an amazing album with not a dud on it. “She Sells Sanctuary,” “Big Neon Glitter,” “Love,” “Rain,” “Hollow Man,” “Brother Wolf, Sister Moon…” you’re just not going to get a stronger collection of a mid-80’s post-punk / goth / proto-alt outfit.

46. Hedwig And The Angry InchOriginal Motion Picture Soundtrack

My buddies and I do a thing called Don Pedro’s Movie Night, which is a tale for another time, and we used to try to do it weekly. Dinner at Paesano on Capitol Ave., and a movie afterwards. For a few years there, The Crest tried to stay solvent by building a couple of small movie screens in the basement under their main theater. In one of those tiny theaters, my friends and I saw the film Hedwig and the Angry Inch, a 2001 musical based on stars and creators John Cameron Mitchell‘s and Stephen Trask‘s Off-Broadway hit from a few years prior.

We absolutely adored the film, the story of a young glam rocker from East Berlin, the product of a botched sex change operation (hence the Angry Inch…get it?) unceremoniously dumped in Junction City, Kansas, where she befriends and manages – and falls in love with – a young glam rock prodigy who eventually leaves her behind, à la A Star Is Born, pick your version.

I might have some of the story line wrong. It was one of the first DVDs I ever purchased, in the early 2000’s, but I haven’t seen the actual film more than a couple times, and the musical once in a revival in San Francisco with my friend Joel. But the film soundtrack album…oh, that soundtrack!

It’s simply one of the greatest rock albums of the 2000’s. Think Hair, Saturday Night Fever, or Hamilton: soundtracks of original music that stand tall on their own even when completely divorced from the theatrical or cinematic production from which they came. There are beautiful slow songs (“The Origin of Love,” “Wicked Little Town,” “The Long Grift,” “In Your Arms Tonight”), out and out rockers (“Tear Me Down,” “Angry Inch,” “Freaks,” “Exquisite Corpse”), and wonderful, hilarious, touching hybrids of the two (“Sugar Daddy,” “Wig in a Box”), closing with the anthemic “Midnight Radio:”

Here’s to Patti
And Tina
And Yoko
Aretha
And Nona
And Nico
And me

And all the strange rock and rollers
You know you’re doing all right
So hold on to each other
You gotta hold on tonight

I think I played this CD for five years straight. I’ve never stopped loving it.

45. Guns N’ RosesAppetite For Destruction

Wow, how to even begin writing about an album like this. Let me start by saying there are far bigger Guns N’ Roses fans than me. I liked them a lot, I saw them in concert once, opening for Aerosmith, and I played this album (along with G N’ R Lies and Use Your Illusion I/II) about a million times.

Listening to it now, it’s a flawless record. Every single track is strong, rocking, and somewhat fresh in the era of mid-late 80’s hard rock/heavy metal. But somehow GNR just reminds me wholly of the years 1987 to 1991, and it’s a little tough for me to go back. I consider 1986 – 1991 the greatest five years in the history of rock and roll, followed closely by 1966 – 1971. GNR is just a small reason for this. (The Smiths, The Cure, Public Enemy, N.W.A., Cowboy Junkies, Beastie Boys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, Pixies – Lord, must I go on? – are the main reason for it.)

But the album itself? Ummm… just hop in your buddy Rich‘s Camaro with the T-tops off and fucking blast it. Every song. You’ll see.

44. Love And RocketsExpress

Jesus, this project is taking me a hella long time. “Hey, I’ll just write about a few of my favorite albums! OK, I’ll turn fifty later this year, let’s go top fifty! But what about all the leftovers? Let’s write about all of them too!” It’s a miracle I’m finishing this before it’s time for Sixty at Sixty.

So where was I? Oh yeah, Love and Rockets – Express, from 1986. They were featured on an NPR story a couple of years ago. “One hit wonders’ second best songs.” What the fuck? One hit wonder? Love and Rockets? Blasphemy!!! OK, “So Alive” was kind of a hit, and the eponymous Love And Rockets it’s on is also a great album, but Express was the album that made me fall in love with Love and Rockets. What did NPR say was their second best song? “Yin and Yang (The Flower Pot Man)” from Express. I might have chosen “Motorcycle” also from the Love and Rockets album, or “Ball of Confusion” from this album (which I must admit I didn’t realize was a cover when I was 17 and first getting into this band), or “No New Tale to Tell” from Earth, Sun, Moon. Whatever. L&R was definitely not a “one hit wonder.” Eew!

Truth be told, I was WAY more into Love and Rockets than I ever was into Bauhaus, which if you don’t know, was all the members of Love and Rockets minus Peter Murphy. L&R was one of those non-metal, post-rock bands that truly and sincerely helped me break out of my hard rock / classic rock / heavy metal exclusivity mind frame. Earth, Sun, Moon is also an incredible record, as is the eponymous Love And Rockets, but Express will always be nearest and dearest to my heart.

43. The Traveling WilburysVol. 1

I can’t believe this album is as low as #43. Seems like it ought to be a top 20, but that’s what happens, I guess, when you start making lists. This is a flawless record: every single track a straight-up masterpiece. Who’s still alive from the Wilburys as of this writing? Just Jeff Lynne and Bob Dylan. Who would have thunk it? Roy Orbinson would have been 87 if he were alive in 2023, and he was the oldest of the Wilburys, so we really could – and should – be living in a world where all the Wilburys are still alive. Rest in Peace Roy, Tom Petty, and George Harrison.

I don’t really know what to say about this record. If you’ve ever liked any of the members, or any of the bands they were in, you ought to love this album: The way they trade off lead singing/songwriting, the jangly melodies, the badass backing vocals, and whoever was playing session rhythm section crushed it (don’t make me look it up.)

Again, if you’ve ever been into The Beatles, or Bob Dylan, or ELO, or Tom Petty, or really any great classic rock music, it’s hard to believe Traveling Wilburys Vol. I wouldn’t make your top 50, too.

42. Black SabbathParanoid

This is big. BIG. Black Sabbath was one of the earliest bands I got into. It must have been seventh grade or thereabouts.

At the time I was getting into Sabbath, original lead singer Ozzy Osbourne‘s debut solo album Blizzard of Ozz was enjoying enormous popularity, well before the opening riff and echoing vocals to “Crazy Train” became sports arena anthems. It was a great time to be an Ozzy/Sabbath/Dio fan, because Ozzy was killing it, Ronnie James Dio – Sabbath’s next lead singer – would soon strike out on his own with some incredible solo albums- and Sabbath’s most meaningful body of work – 1970 to 1981 – was just ending. The music – 50 plus years old now, like me – was fresh and HEAVY.

Black Sabbath of course were heavy metal pioneers. If you look up Heavy Metal Music on Wikipedia, they are the second band named. I was only a tot then, but I don’t think the term Heavy Metal was much in use in the late 60’s and early 70’s. I feel like the term took hold in the early 80’s, but I could be wrong. You could call them hard rock and you wouldn’t be far off.

Paranoid is without question regarded as one of Black Sabbath’s greatest albums, and most consider the Ozzy era to be Sabbath’s definitive time frame. (But I contend that their first album – Heaven and Hell – with Ronnie James Dio on vocals as Ozzy’s replacement, is one of their very best records as well. I wrote about a live Dio/Sabbath cassette surviving a boy/boom box/bus crash once.)

The album itself? Well, half of its eight songs are basically Sabbath’s most iconic: “War Pigs,” “Paranoid,” “Iron Man,” and “Fairies Wear Boots.” Although “Iron Man” is terribly played out, those other three sound as fresh and heavy in 2023 as they did fifty plus years ago when the album was released.

41. Bright EyesI’m Wide Awake It’s Morning

Conor Oberst‘s 2005 masterpiece could easily be placed much higher than this. You shouldn’t compare any of these bands, but in the mid 2000’s I really got into Damien Rice, Decemberists, Iron and Wine, Josh Ritter, and other singer/songwritery types too numerous to name (Oh, OK, I’ll name some of them: Chris Garneau, Dave Doobinin, Gary Jules, Joanna Newsom, Calexico, Jose Gonzalez, Jim Noir, none of whom made this list, but all of whom made my heart burst with incredible music love). It was a good time to be a singer-songwriter, and Conor did it better than most. He was prolific, he was sincere, he was insincere, he was raw, and he was open.

This album starts with a weird spoken word tale about an airplane going down, and continues from there with an absolutely flawless collection of pop/folk/rock classics, most notably “First Day of my Life.” I learned to play a shitty, half-assed version of that song on my acoustic guitar, and it never fails to make me happy. I had this on CD, but rebought it on vinyl a few years ago and have been overjoyed ever since.

Somewhere in the mid to late 2000’s, my wife at the time and I saw Bright Eyes at UC Davis and I was left underwhelmed. This album is fairly quiet, but the show was almost impossibly loud. I’m no stranger to loud rock shows, but it didn’t really jibe with who I thought I was going to see. Conor seemed quite drunk, and he kept screaming into the microphone, “You don’t have to like the music, but you HAVE to RESPECT it!” My ex wife and I joked about that for a long time, mimicking the admonition to each other at various times: “You don’t have to like the dinner, but you HAVE to RESPECT it!”

I saw him many years later at a 300 seat venue in Grass Valley with the phenomenal – unbeknownst to me at the time – Phoebe Bridgers opening. It was a whole different Conor. A more real, more mature, nuanced performer who had made incredibly great music between that time – 2017 or so – and the time I first saw him. Phoebe was out selling her own merch, and I talked to her for a few minutes. I have a special place in my heart for artists who sell their own merch. If they’re lucky, they eventually get a merch person, as Conor must have years ago, as Phoebe eventually did. For a couple of years I had a Conor Oberst T shirt that I literally purchased from Phoebe Bridgers. Maybe one day I’ll write about what happened to that, and all my other concert T shirts.

40. QueenThe Game

Oh boy, now that we’re hitting the low 40’s, we’re really starting to discuss some bands that I have a lot to say about. Queen…what can you say about Queen that hasn’t been said a million times by a million fans and critics? All I can tell you is what Queen meant to me, and this album meant a lot. Truthfully, I went back and forth between this album and A Night At The Opera, as far as which to include on this list. (As we remember from Part I, only one album per artist.) Opera would probably be considered most Queen fans’ favorite record, but I have to be honest here: The Game was my first Queen album, and it remains my number one go-to Queen record if forced to choose. Opera has the ubiquitous, iconic, ever-present, fucked out “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Amazing song…do we need to keep hearing it though? I know, that’s not what this list is about, but it’s one of those songs – like “Stairway To Heaven,” “Roundabout,” and “Sympathy for the Devil” – that is so iconic it’s hard to listen to just as just a song any more. Opera is an incredibly well-rounded album, never a dull moment, with wild swings of hard rock, (“Death On Two Legs,” “I’m In Love With My Car,” “Sweet Lady”) beautiful folkies and ballads, (“’39,” “Love Of My Life”) and oddball throwbacks (“Lazing On A Sunday Afternoon,” “Seaside Rendezvous,”). It’s pretty much a perfect album.

But it’s not The Game.

The Game came out in the summer between my fifth and sixth grade, and of course my first introduction to it was “Another One Bites The Dust.” You want to talk about an iconic, ubiquitous song? “Dust” was everywhere, all the time. You could NOT get away from this song. Before long I had the cassette, and it is the pure definition of a flawless record. Not only is there not a dud on the album, every song absolutely slays. Most of the songs are rockers, but they’re more synthy than the band’s previous records. Pure pop/rock masterpieces such as “Play The Game,” “Dragon Attack,” “Crazy Little Thing Called Love,” and “Coming Soon” pretty much comprise the whole album, except for the final song, “Save Me,” just a gorgeous, bombastic song that hits you right in the feels every time.

I worked in a locked-ward chemical dependency treatment center between the ages of 18 and 20, and the clients there were between 13 and 17; not much younger than many of us on staff. I was playing The Game a LOT during those years (truthfully, there weren’t many times I wasn’t playing this cassette a lot,) and one day as I drove away from the facility at the now-demolished St. Luke’s Medical Center in Pasadena, I watched one of the patients staring at me and waving to me through her window as I headed out to the parking lot to my 1979 Chevy Malibu that I bought from my friend Eric for $800. The patients would sometimes get little crushes on us, and this girl watched me through the window, waving sadly, as I drove away. 15 years old and locked up in a drug rehab by her parents for runnin’ and gunnin’ a little too hard. It seemed like she was saying “Save Me.”

I don’t remember her name, nor do I know whatever happened to her, but I still occasionally think of that poor kid when I play this song.

I hang my head and I advertise
A soul for sale or rent
I have no heart, I’m cold inside
I have no real intent

Save me, save me, save me
I can’t face this life alone
Save me, save me, oh
I’m naked and I’m far from home

39. Iron MaidenPiece Of Mind

To me, Iron Maiden are the strongest point of the holy European trinity of 70’s/80’s metal, the other two of course being Scorpions and Judas Priest. You read about Scorpions and Judas Priest in Part II, but Maiden is my favorite of that bunch. I first remember becoming aware of Iron Maiden in seventh grade. I don’t remember The Number Of The Beast coming out (an album that I almost included in this spot, rather than Piece) when I was in seventh grade, but I do remember Piece coming out toward the end of eighth grade. It was only the second album with new vocalist Bruce Dickinson, and although it’s hard for me to say it’s better than Beast, I think I have to put it down as my favorite Maiden album.

The three members of the holy trinity of European metal of the 1970’s and 1980’s all had an identical makeup: A shrieking lead singer, kick ass drummer, dominant bass player, and two – count ’em, TWO – face-melting lead guitarists. Adrian Smith and Dave Murray of Maiden were in fine form here, shredding on track after track after track. None of these European metal bands had much in the way of huge “hits,” but upon the opening riffs of “The Trooper,” “Flight of Icarus,” or “Die with Your Boots On,” a million metal kids will light their Bic lighters and shriek with wild abandon every time.

I eventually appreciated the leaner sounds of their debut album, Iron Maiden, and then Killers, with original lead singer Paul D’ianno. And after Piece came Powerslave, an album almost equally badass. A friend and I saw Maiden live on the World Slavery Tour, supporting that album, at Long Beach Arena (“Scream for me, Long Beach!”) in March 1985, when we were 15 years old. That was, I believe, my second big arena concert (the first being Robert Plant on his Principle of Moments tour with my bosom pal Chad). Those Maiden shows at Long Beach Arena were forever etched into metal history with their inclusion on the peerless Live After Death live album. I used to tell people, “Hear that ‘Wooooooo!!!! on side 3? That’s me!” when listening to Live After Death, but that was almost certainly not the case. There was a lot of Wooooo-ing and Yowwwww-ing at that concert, and to be truthful, I was a distance from the stage.

(Twisted Sister opened for much of that tour. I was never a huge fan of theirs, but Dee Snider said something from the stage that night that I still think about almost every time I see a band, in a venue large or small. Sister was getting ready to open for one of the biggest rock bands in the world – this must have been just before they had a bit of mainstream success with their Stay Hungry album, and its hits “We’re Not Gonna Take It” and “I Wanna Rock” – and fans were milling around, and sitting down, and buying Maiden merch on the concourse. Dee shouted at the crowd between songs “YOU CAN’T SIT DOWN AND ROCK AND ROLL!!!” As ambivalent as I am about Twisted Sister’s music, he was fucking right. You can’t. To this day I’m absolutely pissed when I see a band I like, and it’s a dumb seated show at some kind of theater. Fuck that.)

Today, I can put on any of Maiden’s first five albums and be transported into a time machine of pure happiness, but almost none of their records after that have the same effect. There was a time in my life, 1982 through 1986 when Iron Maiden meant the world to me. Decades later I almost saw them again, in the fall of 2019 at Golden 1 Center, but I got violently ill on the night of the show and had to sell my ticket on StubHub. It’s OK. The epic Long Beach Arena show from 1985, immortalized on their first live album, will have to suffice.

38. REMAutomatic For The People

This is a very interesting entry for me. I was an R.E.M. fan, but not exactly a gigantic one, although I love and appreciate so much of their music. Truly, they’re one of the greatest rock bands of all time, despite our attempt to use them to define that 80’s/90’s “college radio” sound. You cannot deny that Automatic For The People is an intense record. They had already hit it big with Green and Out Of Time, but Automatic For The People is, to me, their best record. It’s deep, it’s dark, it’s sad, but it retains its semi-pop sensibilities. “Drive,” “Man On The Moon,” “Everybody Hurts,” “Nightswimming.” I don’t have a ton else to say about this record except that if you don’t like it, well, I don’t know what that says about you. If you don’t know it, fine, that’s fair. But if you know it and don’t love it? I’m just… sorry.

37. They Might Be GiantsFlood

I can’t for the life of me remember how I got turned on to They Might Be Giants. The quirky, prolific, East Coast duo – “The Johns” (Flansburgh and Linnell) – absolutely stole my heart with this album, their third, from 1990. It was just after I had moved to Sacramento, and I was so excited about their oddball sound that I tried to turn everyone I knew onto them, including my heavy metal-loving L.A. friends, who were likewise trying to turn me on to Queensryche‘s Operation Mindcrime. None of us succeeded in convincing each other. (My friend Brian hand-wrote all the lyrics to Queensryche’s metal dystopian rock opera on a sheet of paper, in the tiniest possible handwriting, for me. I feel guilty to this day that he went through so much work and within a couple songs I was like, “Meh,” and never listened again nor read his painstakingly crafted lyrics.)

I guess TMBG is still making music. They had a great documentary, Gigantic, that came out in 2003, and they made awesome kids’ records: No! being particularly popular with the whole family when my kids were little. But TMBG for me will always be Flood. “Birdhouse In My Soul” is a brilliant song, and the closest thing they ever had to a hit, but the record itself is flawless from start to finish. It opens audaciously, with a processional chorus proclaiming:

Why is the world in love again?
Why are we marching hand in hand?
Why are the ocean levels rising up?
It’s a brand new record, for nineteen-ninety
They Might Be Giants’ brand new album
Floooooooooood!

And then it rolls right into “Birdhouse,” eventually hitting “Lucky Ball And Chain,” “Your Racist Friend,” “Particle Man,” “We Want A Rock,” “Women And Men,” among many other gems, then the penultimate “They Might Be Giants,” – where they just sing the name of their band over and over among lines like

They might be fake
They might be lies
They might be big, big, fake, fake, lies

and doesn’t stop until the slow crooner “Road Movie To Berlin,” the perfect coda to this masterpiece.

TMBG is one of those weird, acquired-taste bands. I contend they are by no means a novelty act just because they have funny lyrics and play a lot of accordians. I saw them at The Crest at some point in the early 90’s, and I either went by myself or I might have talked a friend of a friend into attending. They were fantastic, of course, and I’m surprised that’s the only time I’ve seen them. I could be an anomaly in my fandom: I think they’re more typically the kind of band you’ve either hardly heard of, or that you’ve followed obsessively for 35 years and seen live a hundred times. I haven’t paid much attention to them since the early 00’s, if I’m being honest, but my goodness, Flood was – and still is – a treasure.

36. Paul Simon – Graceland

We’re getting to the point in this project – with 36 albums still to go – where I’m starting to feel unqualified to even write about these records. So much has been said about Graceland that I’m almost embarrassed to even add my two cents. How can I be close to qualified? Could I write about The Godfather and say simply “I liked it, good acting, good writing. Thumbs up.” I really am starting to feel like an idiot here. I guess all I can do is tell you what this album means to me.

As you know, very strict rules were in place when enumerating my favorite fifty albums of all time. One was one album per artist. When I introduced this piece I mentioned there was one kinda-sorta exception by someone who was once in one band, and then went solo, and both iterations made my top fifty. From reading The Leftovers and also from deductive reasoning, that of course could only have been Paul McCartney or Paul Simon: Artists whose original bands were so stellar, but somehow, incredibly, went on to have equally – or even more – amazing solo careers. This is where it’s hard to give it to McCartney though. His Wings stuff was super, and he’s had a lot of real nice solo work, but let me ask you this: If The Beatles had never existed, but all of McCartney’s post-Beatles stuff did, would he be a household name today? Would you recognize his name? Would your brother or sister? Your neighbor? That teenager down the street? Your dog or cat? Maybe. Probably not. Sorry Sir Paul, I feel like an asshole for saying it.

Simon and Garfunkel were, and remain, really big, but nowhere as big as the Beatles. However, Simon’s post S&G work has been absolutely stellar. He has made strong, popular, highly relevant music throughout the 70’s, 80’s, and I’ll argue even the 90’s. (I can’t speak too much about his work between 2000 and 2020.) While S&G only put out five studio albums in just over five years in the 60’s, it didn’t slow Simon down a bit after he and Art Garfunkel parted ways. Hell, Simon put out a really nice record called Seven Psalms in May of 2023. The man has had a hell of a run.

Simon was first heralded then years later criticized for embracing (or appropriating, depending on your point of view) music from distinctly different cultures, notably African music, to make this record. But when it came out when I was about 17, after loving Simon and Garfunkel and much of Simon’s solo stuff, I didn’t think much about that. And even now, as long as he gave credit where credit was due and paid his musicians fairly, I have absolutely no problem with it. Hell, I remember purchasing a Ladysmith Black Mambazo cassette just because I loved their sound on this record, and it seems like they became much more successful after the release of Graceland.

Simon is an inventive musician with boyish charm and a gift for lyrics. Every single song on this album is a banger, and it truly stands the test of time. Listen to “Homeless,” “Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes,” “Graceland,” or “I Know what I Know,” instead of the somewhat played out “Boy in the Bubble” or “You Can Call Me Al,” which are fine songs too.

Again, I adored Simon and Garfunkel, and Simon’s solo stuff before Graceland was fantastic. He’s made a lot of good music after Graceland as well. I saw him in concert once, and I gotta say, I’ll be really fucking sad when the world is without Paul Simon.

35. Buena Vista Social ClubBuena Vista Social Club

Remember big chain bookstores, and how they started getting into the music-selling business? Sometime in about 2000, my then-wife and I went to one of these bookstores, maybe Barnes & Noble, maybe Borders – it was something we did: drop the kids off at her folks, go out to eat, hit a bookstore. I wandered over to the CD section, as I often did on these dates of ours. Buena Vista Social Club was on display. It was featured on the listening station – remember those? – so I strapped on the headphones (eew!), started the store copy of the CD, read the little booklet that described the story of BVSC, and was thunderstruck from the first D minor chord of “Chan Chan.”

Of the hundred albums in the post, and the countless more by bands that didn’t make the list for whatever reason, I can’t think of another one where I remember the precise place and time I first heard of and listened to a band. It’s a pretty special artist that does that for a person, and maybe I should have ranked this one higher.

It’s worth reading up more on BVSC, and this is a good, short piece.  In a nutshell, legendary Cuban musicians from the 1940’s and 1950’s get rediscovered by an American and a Brit in the 1990’s (when one of these Cuban musicians was about to enter his 90’s), they all get together, make this amazing record, and then the musicians get invited to Carnegie Hall, become lifted out of poverty and into international fame and acclaim, star in a documentary by a German, and die (most/many of them) within five or ten years of natural causes at very advanced ages.

Buena Vista Social Club members were never all a part of one single band until Ry Cooder and others helped put them together in 1996. They were individually legends, playing in all manner of groups – sometimes with each other, sometimes not – for many decades, but it was the 40’s and 50’s that defined their sound. Then…well, we know what happened in Cuba.

But all this you can find out on your own. My experience with this record is that I became absolutely fucking obsessed with it. I learned all the lyrics to most of the songs in Spanish and English. I listed to it obsessively. I bought all the members’ solo albums that began coming out, as the elderly musicians gained newfound fame. I saw one of them – Barbarito Torres, one of the few younger members – live at Harlow’s, one of my very favorite places to see bands here in Sacramento. And this was during a time – unlike now – where I was decidedly not seeing many bands or artists play live.

When first writing this, I decided I had to have their Live at Carnegie Hall album on vinyl, so I ordered it from Discogs.com right on the spot. Buena Vista Social Club is an incredible story, and an even better band. Do yourself a favor: sit down with it, read the lyrics and the English translation, learn the stories of Compay Segundo, Ibrahim Ferrer, Rubén González, Omara Portuondo, and so many other Cuban legends that comprised that band. You’re welcome.

34. LL Cool J Bigger And Deffer

This list is woefully short of women and artists of color. I’m aware of it, but I can’t coat it woke and pretend some records mean more to me than they honestly did. These lists are the stuff that has meant the most to me, and there’s no room for anything but truthfulness. The first bands I liked were very white, very male, and very American and Brit-centric. But I’m happy to now get to the first hip-hop album in my top fifty, and my first album by a black, solo artist among this group.

You’re gonna read about a couple of other hip hop acts from the late 80’s later, but this sophomore album by LL Cool J from 1987 is pure perfection. The braggadocio is off the charts (“I’m Bad”), the beats are intense (“.357…”), the funny parts are hilarious (“Kanday”), the sweet parts are wonderful (“I Need Love”), and the entire album is just peerless 80’s rap love.

I haven’t followed rap and hip hop in a long time. I know, I know, get off my lawn, but Kanye, Drake, or Jay-Z don’t hit me the way rappers from the late 80’s did. I feel like that old shit was just funky, and cool, and outrageous, and funny, and as much as I try, I haven’t quite found hip hop today that I love as much as that 80’s stuff. (But shout out to Fantastic Negrito‘s Last Days of Oakland, Kendrick‘s Good Kid Maad City, Tyler the Creator, Denzel Curry, Megan Thee Stallion, and Kehlani. Y’all are gonna bring me back someday, I know it!)

LL Cool J wasn’t much about political commentary or social justice, he was just about amazing beats, skilled microphone techniques, and bragging about what a great rapper he was. Simpler times. I contend that the title track holds up as the greatest rap song of all time. Put it on, crank it, and you’ll see.

33. Grateful DeadAmerican Beauty

It’s hard to pick a favorite Grateful Dead album. I mean, they suffer a bit on this list because they were the quintessential live band, and you can freely get all their live stuff these days; you don’t have to meet some hippie in the Gemco parking lot in an RV and give him a lid of grass for a bootleg Pauley Pavillion ’73 on cassette.

You’ve learned by now that as a young stoner, I was deeply infatuated with rock music. It was always the music, but I won’t lie, you always wanted to seem cool to your stoner friends. My relationship with most bands in junior high typically started with seeing their logo drawn in Sharpie on some other stoner’s denim notebook. This led to many discussions amongst me, Tony, Chad, Brian, Little Scott, Bruce, and Eric, which would lead to discussions with older stoners like Big Scott, Joey, Ray, Adam, and Tony’s sister (not really a stoner, but cool, and into good music), and others.

In seventh grade, The Grateful Dead were a band I didn’t know much about, but they had the best artwork on their albums and posters. I was already into Zeppelin, Sabbath, Van Halen, and all kinds of heavy rock when I picked up Skeletons From The Closet: The Best Of The Grateful Dead on vinyl from Auditory Odyssey on Laurel Canyon Blvd. (Artistic license here: it could have been Music Plus on Ventura Blvd. Odyssey was way cooler though. They sold bongs and shit.) With the smoking skeleton on its cover, and the weird devil man, I knew I was gonna be in for the heaviest of heavy metal. This was going to be one kick ass, deep rock shit. Proto-metal before that was even a word.

Well, from the opening keyboards of “The Golden Road…” – a real jangly hippie jam, à la early Jefferson Airplane – to the closing strums of “Friend Of The Devil” – a folkish, country ditty, albeit with a very dark theme – I couldn’t have been more mistaken about what kind of music was going to come out of my speakers. And even now, in 2023, I feel like people who don’t know The Dead don’t realize that they are probably more at home on a country radio station than a rock station. Did I fall in love with The Dead from that collection? No, despite the fact that some of their greatest – and later my favorite – songs were on it. “Sugar Magnolia,” “St. Stephen,” “Uncle John’s Band,” “Mexicali Blues,” plus the ubiquitous “Truckin'” and “Casey Jones.”

Later I discovered live Dead, with the Dead Set and Reckoning albums, which I acquired on cassette sometime just after high school. This was back when there were very limited options in record stores for live Dead, and these two were classics. I listened to these a lot, discovering incredible jams like “Brokedown Palace” (please play this at my funeral), “Deal,” “Loser,” “Dire Wolf,” Cassidy,” and “Ripple.” I was becoming a full-fledged Dead fan – never one to call myself a Deadhead, though – and I eventually saw them live in the Jerry Garcia years precisely three times. (Which has always seemed odd to me. Most people I know have seen the Dead zero times, but a handful have seen them dozens or even hundreds of times.)

I had the good fortune of working at Sam Goody’s Music and Video in Costa Mesa, California in the late 80’s, and we got a great employee discount. I typically picked up a couple of cassettes each week at 33% off, and my first two of these were American Beauty and Workingman’s Dead, still considered their best studio albums from a band who mostly seemed disappointed by their own studio albums, according to stuff I read. They made the studio albums to fulfill their obligations to the record companies. What they really wanted to do was get on the road.

American Beauty is just what the title implies. A beautiful compilation of perhaps the most distinctly American band. The Dead was blues, hard rock, acid rock, folk, and country, all rolled up in one. Many of their most iconic songs – some mentioned above – debuted on record with this 1970 release, such as “Box Of Rain,” (And by the way, how cool is it to let their bass player, arguably the worst vocalist in the band, kick off the album with his song. It’s a beautiful tune inspired by the recent loss of his father), “Friend Of The Devil,” “Sugar Magnolia,” “Ripple,” “Brokedown Palace,” and “Truckin’.”

It was a great record, and I played it a whole lot. So it gets this spot in my top 50 list. Fun fact: in 2012 I became absolutely obsessed with live Grateful Dead. I would rip recordings from archive.org and painstakingly organize them on my computer for transfer to my iPod. I, no lie, listened to zero audio except live Grateful Dead from probably the summer of 2012 until the spring of 2013. I didn’t listen to podcasts, talk radio, or even my own family. Just live Dead. I got out of it, of course, but I can still dive back in so readily, so easily, and so lovingly. The Dead will always mean a lot to me.

32. Red Hot Chili PeppersFreaky Styley

I had a friend named Molly when I was a teenager, and she made me a mixtape once that blew my mind. While I was listening mainly to Iron Maiden, Scorpions, Led Zeppelin, and Black Sabbath, she gave me a mixtape of Gene Loves Jezebel, Love and Rockets, Violent Femmes, and Red Hot Chili Peppers, among others. U2, Talking Heads, and The Cult had already broken me out of my hard rock / heavy metal doldrums, but Molly’s mixtape sent me to a stratosphere of great music. The Chilis were a love of mine from my first listen to “Jungle Man”on that mixtape in 1986 or so, all the way until I more or less gave up on them after 1995’s One Hot Minute. I hate to say it, but in my opinion, that was the album when they jumped the shark, although after that album is probably when they made most of their money, so good for them.

Freaky Styley is an impossible mix of funk, punk, rock, and just plain insanity. Produced by the funkmeister himself, George Clinton, it’s a groovy nonstop ass kicking of the type that hadn’t really been heard in pop music. Four white boys, impossibly funky, playing a style of music that couldn’t really be categorized. Their cover of Sly and the Family Stone‘s “If You Want Me To Stay” is a sublime, faithful, unironic love letter. They cover The Meters with “Hollywood (Africa)” and Dr. Suess with “Yertle The Turtle,” with a million funky stops along the way.

Nevermind the British bands
Nevermind the Synth Funk bands
Nevermind the Wham Wham band

Nevermind Duran Duran
Cause we’re the Red Hot
Chili
Peppers!

31. Hamilton: An American Musical – Original Broadway Cast Recording

There are only a couple of soundtracks on this list, and all of them were obsessions. I had heard rumblings about Hamilton, as we all had, but I clearly remember listening to the first several songs on the way back from visiting my oldest son in Berkeley on the road back home to Sacramento, somewhere in 2016 I want to say.

I was hooked. From the opening notes: Boom, boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom…”How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot…” even thinking about the opening of the album right now makes me want to put it on and play the whole thing from start to finish, all three hours of it.

Once I really started listening to it, it took me months to stop. Much like my Grateful Dead pilgrimage of 2012, this album was literally all I listened to for several months in 2016 and 2017. I didn’t have all three hours quite memorized, as documented by middle hamschool girls on YouTube everywhere, but it was close. Lin-Manuel Miranda‘s lyrics and rhyming were so on point it just seemed ridiculous. I didn’t get all the hip hop references, having mostly been out of hip hop since the early 90’s, but they were powerful all the same. And the fact that the songs were sung by black and brown voices about our ever-so-white founding fathers, well, there was just something amazing about it.

My friend Joel and I went to see Hedwig and the Angry Inch in San Francisco a few years ago – when I was well-versed on the Hamilton soundtrack, but hadn’t seen the show live yet – and we met his daughter, who was living in SF at the time, at a local eatery. Of course we had no reservations so had to squeeze in at the bar in an Italian joint near the theater, sitting on those horrible metal square bar stools with no back, and nowhere to hang your jacket, but Jordan came and met us there for dinner even though she wasn’t going to the Hedwig show with us. I was telling her about Hamilton, and of course, remember, my only experience with it at the time was listening to the album on CD and Spotify. Jordan was a fan of musicals, so I said, “Here’s the thing. Just listen to it once, and listen to it all the way through. Until you do that, you may be familiar with it, you may have heard some songs, you may acknowledge ‘Hey, that Hamilton thing is pretty cool,’ but seriously, Jordan, listen to it. Listen to it from start to finish. All of it. Every note. Every word. You will be hooked. You will be obsessed. Walls in your heart will break down and you will scream to the heavens “I get it now!”

A stranger from a couple of bar stools over leaned in and said, “I’m sorry to interrupt, but what this guy is saying is one hundred percent true. That’s exactly the experience that I had, as well as everyone else I know. Thanks for letting me butt in, please enjoy your meal.” My understanding is it eventually had that effect on Jordan too.

I did finally see Hamilton live in 2019 in San Francisco with the touring cast, and it was terrific. It’s really hard not to sing along though! At the exact moment the guns are fired in the duel between Hamilton and Burr at the end, a fat old white man had to loudly shuffle back into his seat from the restroom, practically falling all over my guest and me. Any other fucking scene, man!

People who are into Hamilton, are really into Hamilton. And you should be, too.

30. Leonard CohenTen New Songs

I came to Leonard Cohen later than I should have, but when he got his hooks into me I stayed hooked. I honestly don’t remember having any awareness of Cohen until I heard about 1991’s tribute album I’m Your Fan, with lots of great artists I both had (R.E.M., Pixies, Nick Cave) and hadn’t (Geoffrey Oryema, The Lilac Time, Jean-Louis Murat) heard of, contributing. I didn’t own the album, but the name Leonard Cohen became imprinted in my mind as “someone I should know about” long before the internet would let you learn everything about anything over the next 60 seconds.

The next I learned about Cohen was that his brilliant song, “Waiting For The Miracle,” kicked off Quentin Tarantino‘s Natural Born Killers soundtrack. Now I finally knew who this cat was, and that song was the straight dope. I didn’t know he was nearly 60 when he recorded this song, with the inimitable Sharon Robinson, a couple of years earlier. Of course I knew Concrete Blonde‘s version of “Everybody Knows” from the Pump Up The Volume soundtrack, and I think I was vaguely aware it was a cover, but to me at the time it was simply a Concrete Blonde song.

I bought The Essential Leonard Cohen on CD in the early 2000’s, and that’s when I realized this dude was a contemporary of The Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, and Bob Dylan, maybe just a couple of years behind, artistically, although older in years. By the time Cohen’s last album came out, while he was still living, in 2016, he had been making relevant pop music in every single decade from the 60’s through the 2020’s. That’s seven decades! Name me one other artist who has done that. Relevant music! You might say Bob Dylan, to which I’d say “But the 80’s.” And then I would win that argument. Cohen’s song “Nevermind,” from 2014, was the theme song for season 2 of HBO’s True Detective, when Cohen was 70 years old. “Avalanche,” as covered by Aimee Mann, was the theme song for the documentary miniseries about Michelle McNamara‘s hunt for the Golden State Killer, “I’ll Be Gone In The Dark” in 2020. No one else has that staying power with music spanning a longer era. McCartney still tours, so did Elton until very recently, and Paul Simon still makes music, but nobody did it like L.C., so consistently, for so many years.

Soon after wearing out The Essential Leonard Cohen, I started diving into his studio albums. Although I love his 60’s and 70’s work, I was most drawn to 1988’s I’m Your Man, with the amazing songs, besides the title track, “Everybody Knows,” “Ain’t No Cure For Love,” and “Tower Of Song.” I was also drawn to 1992’s The Future, which yielded – besides the amazing title track (LC was good at the title tracks!) the aforementioned “Waiting For The Miracle,” “Anthem,” and “Democracy.”

But when I heard 2001’s Ten New Songs, sharing all songwriting credit and the amazing cover photo with the exquisite, incomparable Sharon Robinson, I knew I had found my Cohen studio album home. Every. Single. Song. is a masterpiece. “Alexandra Leaving” will still be standing when all of humanity has burned down. “Love Itself” will make you break down and cry where you stand. “A Thousand Kisses Deep” will make you wonder if you’ve ever been in love (because LC has, as he’s been telling us for 60 years, and from the grave.)

Cohen died one day before the 2016 election of Donald Trump. The singer, songwriter, musician, poet, painter, novelist, illustrator, and Buddhist Monk just knew that at the age of 82, he had done what he could. The world was entering a terrible, new phase.

We will always have his music, but he had to leave us.

29. Urge OverkillSaturation

Urge Overkill was one of those hard rock bands from the 90’s that kind of got left behind. Saturation was their major label debut, and it was as polished and cool as the band’s matching leisure suits and medallions. It was the grunge era, where bands from the Pacific Northwest tried to out-authenticize each other, with lots of loud fuzz, flannel, and tore-up jeans where you had to earn the damage. Urge, out of Chicago, shared grunge’s love of loud guitars and thumping drums, but they were all about the hooks, the melodies, and a mid-60’s coordinated fashion ethos.

Their biggest hit ever was from their Stull E.P. when they were still on Touch and Go Records out of Chicago. The song was a cover of Neil Diamond‘s “Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon.” Creepy as fuck, but prominently played in Quentin Tarantino‘s (there’s his name again, two albums in a row!) Pulp Fiction and also that film’s stellar soundtrack album. It’s the pivotal scene where John Travolta‘s and Uma Thurman‘s characters return from winning the famous dance contest at Jackrabbit Slim’s, and Thurman listens to the song, overdosing on herion, while Travolta has a moral crisis in the bathroom.

That’s as close as Urge Overkill got to real rock and roll stardom, but they had the talent and the shtick to be as big as Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains (but maybe not Nirvana, a breed unto themselves).

Saturation starts off with the epic riff from “Sister Havana,” probably their second biggest hit, and continues loud, quiet, loud – Pixies style – until the final cymbal crash of “Heaven 90210.” We don’t need to talk about the hidden track, “Dumb Song, Take Nine.” This was a thing, kids. Ask your elders about hidden tracks.

I only saw Urge Overkill once, at The Cattle Club, in 1994 or so. It was always a singular experience, seeing one of your vary favorite bands in a small venue. And not because they were on a nursing home tour, but because they were on their way up. I chatted with Eddie “King” Roeser at the fire pit for a while. I bought a T-shirt that night; my son Henry still wears it from time to time, and it fills me with pride. I tore a round, cardboard, UO promotional cutout from the club’s wall that night and took it home. It hung in various apartments and houses of mine throughout the years, but has lamentably been lost to the ravages of time.

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Sadly, Urge never flew too high, but Saturation remains one of the most crankable-summer-car-windows-down albums out there. And one of their founders, Nash Kato, was instrumental in the career of the only female in my top five, whose jacket she wore in the photo booth for the picture that embosses her incomparable debut album, who encouraged her and believed in her. You will have to wait for that though.

28. Jenny Lewis with the Watson TwinsRabbit Fur Coat

This one is on the list not so much because of what it meant to me, but simply because of how fucking good it is. I’m a sucker for a singer-songwriter, and Jenny Lewis made a masterpiece in her first solo record after Rilo Kiley in 2006. When I think of this record, I think of living in River Park in the late aughts, early teens. I never listened to it nonstop; it wasn’t one of those. But it’s just so, so, good from start to finish. “Run, Devil, Run” is the short, gospel-ish, opening track. It sounds like it belongs on the O Brother, Where Art Thou soundtrack. “Rise Up With Fists!!” is brilliant and heavy:

But you can wake up younger
Under the knife
And you can wake up sounder
If you get analyzed
And I better wake up
There, but for the grace of God, go I

It’s a slow, sweet, heavy record. Lyrically, it’s just astonishing. The kind of album that it’s really worth sitting down and reading the lyrics while you listen. I won’t talk about every song, because I don’t know them all that well, but each one that comes on makes me excited. Every single one. “Melt Your Heart,” my God!

When you’re kissing someone
Who’s too much like you
It’s like kissing on a mirror
When you’re sleeping with someone who doesn’t get you
You’re gonna hate yourself in the morning

Amen.

After that it rolls into “You Are What You Love,” which is just phenomenal musically and lyrically. I used to play this on guitar, and I should dive back into it one of these days. Some songs on this record are so heavy that my own feeble talents can’t do them justice.

‘Cause we live in a house of mirrors
We see our fears in everything
Our songs, faces, and secondhand clothes
But more and more, we’re suffering
Not nobody, not a thousand beers
Will keep us from feeling so all alone

The titular song, “Rabbit Fur Coat” is an epic tale of a young woman selling her soul – and her rabbit fur coat – for life in a mansion house, and then 20 years later to take advantage of her own daughter in order to chase gold and more mansions. It’s hard to know how much of this is autobiographical, Lewis having been a successful child actor raised by a single mom. (“I became a hundred thousand dollar kid…”)

The next song is a mind-bending cover of the Traveling Wilburys‘ (see favorite album #43) “Handle with Care,” which features its own supergroup of backing musicians: Ben Gibbard, M. Ward, and Conor Oberst. It’s a very faithful rendition of that classic Wilburys song, but it’s enough different – and maybe it’s just the different voices – that it just knocks you right on your ass.

For me, the last amazing song on the album – remember though, there’s not one dud on any of these records – is “Born Secular.”

God works
In mysterious ways
And God gives
And then he takes
From me
From me

The album finishes with a great song, “It Wasn’t Me,” then a short reprise of “Happy,” an earlier song. I can’t speak much to The Watson Twins. They have incredible background vocals, but I don’t know if they had a contribution to the songwriting. Sometimes an album didn’t change your life, but it’s so good it just never fails to please. Rabbit Fur Coat is like that for me. I can’t recommend this record enough.

27. Tracy ChapmanTracy Chapman

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Tracy Chapman’s debut album from 1988, when she was 24 years old, was momentous. The album is flawless, and her career probably suffered from such early success. The second track on the album, “Fast Car,” remains her most popular song to date, 35 years later. Three of her top five songs on Spotify are from the album, and although she’s had a tremendous career in the music industry, she – like so many others – never really matched the success of her debut record.

I don’t remember where I got the CD. It may have belonged to my former stepmother. It may have been the first CD I ever owned, after appropriating it from her. When I moved from L.A. to Sacramento in 1989 to move in with my dad and his new wife, he let me move his Pioneer component stereo system – and new-fangled CD player within – from the living room to my bedroom. It was one of those faux-wood assemble-yourself cabinets with a glass door that closed softly on a magnet. My stepmother had this CD and Enya‘s Watermark, and no one seemed to care that I commandeered them and the stereo. These two CD’s quickly became nighttime rituals as I peacefully entered dreamland to these soundtracks.

I don’t know what to say about the record itself, except from the opening  chords of “Talkin’ About A Revolution,” to the global phenomenon “Fast Car,” “Baby Can I Hold You,” “She’s Got Her Ticket,” “Mountains O’ Things…” Every song is a perfect chapter of the life of a young woman with too much weight on her shoulders, longing for love and freedom, and fighting oppression and heartbreak at every turn. It’s as powerful in 2023 as it was in 1988. I highly recommend a listen for those who haven’t been hipped to it.

I had a feeling that I belonged
And I had a feeling I could be someone
Be someone
Be someone

And yes, I still listen when I go to sleep sometimes. All these years later. (I’ve recently tried Enya as a soporific too, but she just doesn’t work for me anymore!)

26. Tom WaitsMule Variations

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Oh boy, just throw a dart at Tom Waits‘ discography, and you’ll find a candidate for his “best” album. Some would make the case for his debut, Closing Time from 1973. Others would rightly say 1985’s Rain Dogs, or 1987’s Franks Wild Years (no apostrophe). Some might say Swordfishtrombone or Real Gone. I’m quite fond of his most recent studio release, Bad As Me, from way back in 2011. Waits remains probably my biggest bucket list live artist, and I’m just not optimistic, at his age of 73, that it’s gonna happen. He’s not McCartney or Willie or Jagger or Richards. But I will always have Mule Variations.

Like most of Waits’ work, it’s a strange hodgepodge. The opening track, “Big In Japan,” is a funky, lo-fi, kooky prologue to the great music to come:

I got the moon, I got the cheese
I got the whole damn nation on their knees
I got the rooster, I got the crow
I got the ebb, I got the flow

This gives to the odd, rhythmic, “Low Side Of The Road,” which itself turns to possibly my favorite song of all time, even though it’s up here on my 26th favorite album: “Hold On.”

“Hold On” is a masterpiece of storytelling. Haunting, emotional, resonant, wistful, hopeful, and rueful acceptance. It’s a perfect piece of Americana. From the sign that says “If you live it up, you won’t live it down,” to the dime store watch, rings made of spoons, to whether or not you can meet nice girls in coffee shops, the whole song just spins your head around with visions and imagery that whether you’ve experienced something similar or not, whether you’ve been to St. Louis or not, you just want to fall down to your knees and cry, or pray, or scream, or all three. The final verse hammers the final nail in:

Down by the Riverside motel
It’s 10 below and falling
By a 99 cent store
She closed her eyes and started swaying
But it’s so hard to dance that way
When it’s cold and there’s no music

Oh, your old hometown’s so far away
But inside your head there’s a record playing
A song called, “Hold on,” hold on…

Honestly, the rest of the album doesn’t much matter. It’s a great album, and it would stand tall without this song, but some songs are so superlative that they instantly push their album up higher, and higher, and higher. Who doesn’t have a record in their head playing at all times? Is it just me? Is that why I’m compelled to make these lists?

There are more gems: “Pony” (“I hope my pony, I hope my pony, I hope my pony knows the way back home”), “Picture In A Frame,” (“I’m gonna love you til the wheels come off,” to which my good friend and former brother-in-law’s wedding party walked down the aisle), and “Georgia Lee” (“Why wasn’t God watching? Why wasn’t God listening? Why wasn’t God there for Georgia Lee?”)

It’s a curious album, filled with the bizarre vocal stylings for which Waits is famous. Is there such a thing as Industrial Folk? There’s a lot of tune-adjacent piano and what I can only imagine are metal pipes banging on steel beams. Still, it’s a fantastic experience, this record, and dotted with some of the most emotional and compelling songs in the pop/rock pantheon.

OK, there were my 26th through 50th favorite albums of all time. Click here for Part IV of this adventure.

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